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Cootsuds
HERE'S
ANOTHER BEER SONG THAT I WROTE AND LIKE
Sometimes a Man's Knows He's Gotta Have Something.mp3
Grass Green Green Grass Barrel Polka Shortened.mp3

 
Roll out the barrel! We'll have a barrel of fun! Roll out the barrel. We've got the blues on the run! Zing boom tararrel! Ring out a song of good cheer! Now's the time to roll the barrel, for the gang's all here

Sometimes a Man's Knows He's Gotta Have Something.mp3


HAMM'S FROM THE LAND OF SKY-BLUE WATERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVq7IsExEJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o83xxWCel8g

SCHLITZ YOU ONLY GO AROUND ONCE IN LIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvNflxmMSW4

SCHLITZ SAY HELLO TO YOUR LUNCH, THE AD THAT MADE THEIR BEER SIMPLY UNSELLABLE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_baloTGt5M

   
Swirlygig at the Perch 2014,                                President Obama and Beer,                    Torpedo IPA


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AND HERE'S THE BAR WHERE I MET MR. OSBORNE. (ABOVE VIDEO)
         
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Sally and Steve 1972 2015 Sierra Vista Lazy Susan beer.jpg

Beer Cozy Saguaro August 2021.jpg
When I got home from Tucson, I found a package in my mailbox from my brother. This was in it. Without the bottle.



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I WAS AT THE YELLOWBELLY BAR DOWN THE SAME STREET AND I CONFESS I DIDN'T SEE THE DILDO BREWING COMPANY. I REMEMBER DAD'S PICTURE ON DILDO ISLAND NEWFOUNDLANG.


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HAMM'S BEER

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I USED TO ALWAYS GO HERE WHEN IT WAS THE RIO SALADO BREWERY/BAR. IT'S IN THE STRANGEST LOCAL--IN AN INDUSTRIAL PARK RIGHT NEXTO TO THE YAQUI TOWN OF GUADALUPE


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crummy drink

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That was a LOUSY tomato beer. The bar has since closed.

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A search shows I went two times in 2004 and six times in 2003

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Ray Benson Lone Star Beer.jpg

Barcelona Saguaro Beer.jpg



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May 30, 2020

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Beer Cozy.jpg


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WITH NEGRA MODELO




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"Emily Arnold"
By Tom Cole
There is no frigate like a boat

Nor any cursors on the page

Of a prancing pony

They hear, they jeer

But never fear, Dear

As near beer will steer me clear

Retreating, to the breath

Of the night-wind, down the vast edges drear

And naked shingles of the world.
"The Long Gone Beer"

by Tom Cole

I drank a beer

I sang a song

And now the doggone beer is gone!

This thou perceivest, which makes thy love more strong;

To love that well which thou must leave ere long


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To watch and listen, you may have to turn off the page's background polka at the top of the page.
Yes, I AM the author of this razzle-dazzle beer-infused melody.
What's the best beer in the Western Hemisphere according to John Steinbeck or at least according to his characters?     

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VIDEO OF ME SINGING MY BEER SONG WITH THE SEÑORITA GUITAR! THIS WAS THE POP HIT VIDEO OF THE OFFICE!

TASTING HOMEMADE IPA

History Itself: cootsuds.html           How to Make Tomato Beer (Historic Page)           How to Drink a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale      See beer  brewing on Household Tips Page     
   
Hear me SING about beer! An Original     
Hear me SING about beer ON A TV SHOW! Beginning AND end!   

 
JAN AT THE FAT TIRE BEER FESTIVAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON0VTvPJ_Lk&feature=youtu.be

AUDIO AND VIDEO OF MY BEER SONG!!!
beersongaudioplain.html
beersong.html
Help's Just a Beer Away.mp3

WRITING ABOUT BEER. READ CHAPTER SIX HOPS HERE:
Recuerdo de amnesia BILINGUAL May 16 2016 for Ipage.pdf

I LOVE THIS IPA!
Estas son las LAGUNITAS  
que cantaba el rey David
Hoy por ser día de tu santo
te las cantamos aquí.
Despierta mi bien despierta
Mira que ya amaneció
Ya los pajaritos cantan
La luna ya se metió.

CAPPING BEER
https://www.facebook.com/tom.h.cole/videos/10204202467262471/?l=2592756994160515489
Click to view BEER!
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I know the following is not beer, but...


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1971


Mom with Beer Rhode Island 1971.jpg


Christopher Hitchens
I know that's not beer.



Alcohol Article NYTimes Jan 14, 2023


HOW TO DRINK A SIERRA NEVADA PALE ALE


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Jeff drinking beer after Dallas Whiterock Marathon.jpg


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Boston Lager is one of the best beers ever made!
There is NOTHING like it!


On March 10, 2017 I opened the following cold twelve-pack and was so impressed by the lovely bottles of fresh beer nestled inside that I took pictures:

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Boston Lager Twelve-Pack.jpg

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SIERRA NEVADA PALE IS IS DELICIOUS!
HOWEVER, IT MAKES ME A LITTLE IRRITABLE ALTHOUGH I AM LEARNING TO HANDLE THIS BREW.
How to Drink a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale


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THIS STUFF IS HOPPED UP SIERRA NEVADA PALE ALE AND THEY ARE NOW CALLING IT AN IPA. IT IS. THE ONLY SEASONAL BEER THAT I EVER LIKED!


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THIS IS DELICIOUS. ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS. YOU CAN'T MAKE IT THIS GOOD ALTHOUGH I USED TO HAVE MY RECIPE ON LINE. USED TO? I STILL DO! THE ONLY ONLY FLAVORED BEER I WILL PUT UP WITH--UP WITH WHICH I WILL PUT!


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Here's my way of making it. Budweiser took MY recipe with Clamato and improved it.


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HORRIBLE BEER BUT A PART OF GALACTIC HISTORY
More here: cootsuds.html


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(Worth about a dollar, I hear!)


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NEXT, A WONDERFUL IPA WITH FLORAL MORE THAN BITTER HOPS. I thought it was a literary ale paying tribute to Hemingway's "Big Two-hearted River" with the trout that Nick Adams caught and all, but the brewery is near the river itself. It's Two-hearted Ale and I always used to call it Big Two-hearted Ale and the barmaid would bring me a twenty-ouncer!
Actually, now someone told me that it WAS a Hemingway reference.
CLICK HERE FOR MORE ON HEMINGWAY

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April 12, 2019


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April 12, 2019

 DIG MY SWIRLY GIG! DRINK BEER AS YOU THRILL THE AUDIENCE! It fits on the mike stand.

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Beer Taps in Ireland with exotic Miller Draft
I didn't find any good IPA or craft beer in Ireland. I didn't like the beer much.



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Keith Richards Beer.jpg

Clinton Beer.jpg

Fraiser Beer.jpg


Michael Jackson with Bud Beer.jpg


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NEGRA MODELO IN MADRID



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Wednesday January 23, 2019 photo
I posted this on Foolbook and people commented A LOT!
Livingroom Bar.html


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Too much for me to eat.


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Coors Light second from left!


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I think it was January 17th that I finished the last bottle of my home brew. I woke up with a powerful hankering for a beer. A POWERFUL hankerin'! Before I drank it I immortalized the event with these pictures. Enjoy, friend.

Last Bottle of Tom's Home Brew a.jpg

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Jeff Jan 2019 1554 beer my back yard saguaro.jpg


Ansel Adams Beer.jpg



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AND THE WINNER! ALL-TIME BEST BEER IN A BOTTLE....
SAMUEL ADAMS
BOSTON LAGER!

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  King Tut bust I got in Mexico DF 1977 and recent clausthaler cap

 

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ODE TO A BEER
May 16, 2000
 by Tom Cole

I'd wake deep in the night and pet Noodles, and then reach down and grasp with knobby, sun-browned hand another bottle of Boston Lager.

Having prized its top off, I would then pour the contents down my thirsty, beer-starved throat.

How Boston Lager dances on the tonsils! And how my parched gullet rejoiced at the cold flowing rush of life nurturing, life sustaining—indeed, life granting Boston Lager!

And how its intoxicants would rush to my waiting bloodstream and then extend their hypnotic tendrils into my anxious, pulsing brain thus lulling me off into hallucinogenic seaside slumber once more...




MORE FAMOUS FOLKS DRINKING BEER
Lots of others on this page!


Matt Damon Drinking Beer.jpg

Ed mCMahon Beer2.jpg

Prince Charles beer.jpg

Queen Elizabeth Beer2.jpg

Barack Obama with port or stout beer.jpg


Nicole Kidman Beer 2.jpg

Nicole Kidman Beer 1.jpg


Brokeback Mountain Beer.png

Ed Schultz Beer.jpg

Queen Elizabeth Beer.jpg

Jackie Gleason Beer.jpg

Prince Charles beer3.jpg

Obama beer.jpg

Rachel Maddow with Negra Modelo Beer.jpg

Jesus Beer.jpg

ELVIS BEER.png

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Barack Obama smiling with beer.jpg

Nixon Beer.jpg

Marlon Brando Beer.jpg

Biden Beer.png

Sutherland beer.png

Ed mCMahon Beer.jpg

Dylan Thomas Beer.jpg

Jimmy Carter with Beer.jpg

Billy Carter with Beer.jpg

Sting with Beer.jpg

Joe Biden with Beer.jpg

David Bowie with Beer.jpg

Schwarzenegger with Beer.jpg

Paul Newman with Beer.jpg

Dylan with Beer.jpg

Matt Damon Drinking Beer.jpg
Ed mCMahon Beer2.jpg
Prince Charles beer.jpg
Queen Elizabeth Beer2.jpg
Barack Obama with port or stout beer.jpg
Ed Schultz Beer.jpg
Queen Elizabeth Beer.jpg
Jackie Gleason Beer.jpg
Prince Charles beer3.jpg
Obama beer.jpg
Rachel Maddow with Negra Modelo Beer.jpg
Jesus Beer.jpg
ELVIS BEER.png
bernie sanders drinking beer.jpg
Barack Obama smiling with beer.jpg
Nixon Beer.jpg
Marlon Brando Beer.jpg
Biden Beer.png
Sutherland beer.png
Ed mCMahon Beer.jpg
Dylan Thomas Beer.jpg
Jimmy Carter with Beer.jpg
Billy Carter with Beer.jpg
Sting with Beer.jpg
Joe Biden with Beer.jpg
David Bowie with Beer.jpg
Schwarzenegger with Beer.jpg
Paul Newman with Beer.jpg



AND THE WINNER FOR NON-ALCOHOLIC  BEER...

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IT'S DRY HOPPED!

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Two-Hearted Ale Bottle Cap
That I drank on August 27, 2017. I drank the beer; not the cap actually.

Some more bottle caps.

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This beer's for you.

He who sent this gem bade me say,
"Yag-Kosha gives a last gift and a last enchantment."


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Can't remember if this was any good. LOOKS good.

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CLICK TO SEE BEER BLENDING DEMONSTRATION THIS MUG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7OJ6MiFXds&feature=youtu.be

HOW TO DRINK A BEER USING THIS MUG
How to Drink a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

 
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Broken July 17, 2017
READ ABOUT THIS GOBLET!


Here's the replacement and I'm very happy with it. It's a measuring cup I bought at Goodwill, the charity that gives no money to anyone at all.

Odell IPA serving suggestion above.
October 29, 2017

ICE COLD BEER AND LIVE MUSIC!

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NOTE ICE COLD BEER ON THE SIGN

THIS ISN'T BEER BUT I LIKE THE PICTURE EVEN THOUGH IT MAKES ME SAD BECAUSE OF THE CAT.

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Billy Beer.jpg


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BEER BOX 1.jpg

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BEER BOX DATE2.jpg

BEER BOX2.jpg

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I'm at the Fat Tire Beer Festival 2014

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Mom and Wendy beer.jpg

Tom Dad Jeff Schlitz beer 1977.jpg

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Wahoo Beer Bottle.jpg

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Obama drinking beer Again.jpg






Jeff Pouring Wine.jpg
A LOOK OF ABSOLUTE JOY. I THINK IT'S SCOTCH, HOWEVER


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above The Storm Hotel

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The stout at the left is an American style one brewed in Iceland.
11.5% alcohol so look out!

THEY WERE OUT THE NEXT YEAR THAT I WENT THERE BUT THEY HAD THE TAP STILL AND HERE'S PROOF!

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Family-sized beer bottle
Look at the price of the Corona. Six bucks a quart??

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CLICK TO VIEW AS USUSAL

LESS "THEN"


I bought a new kind of non alcoholic beer with the words CONTAINS LESS THEN .5 PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME. Obviously this was the context:

"Point five percent alcohol at first strikes you as pretty skimpy until you come across a beer that contains less. Then, .5 percent alcohol by volume actually seems like quite a lot.
See Page with the same info..


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Beatles Beer.jpg

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Morgan Feeman Beer.jpg
I mean Morgan Freeman!

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Richard Dawkins Drinking Beer.jpg

Ringo Beer.jpg


Kristopherson Beer.jpg

Tarzan Beer.jpg


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Waylon Jennings and Lone Star Beer.jpg

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Elaine from Seinfeld Beer.jpg

Willie Nelson with Beer.jpg

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Bill Nye the Science Guy Drinking Beer.jpg


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BEER IN BOSTON BOWLING ALLEY

John Lennon Drinking Beer
SEE BELOW:

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Steve's Cartoon Drunk Drinking from a Bottle
The shadow of a drunk drinking form a bottle

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Marty Crane's Valentine Beer

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Jack Klugman


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Beer Taps in Barcelona.jpg

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Beer and Snack with Roberto Madrid.jpg

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Soon to head to Halifax!


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Jeff Beer by the pool.jpg

Mom Beer by the pool Sally.jpg

Birds and Beer.jpg




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WORST BEER DRINK EVER
They've since gone out of business. ¡Adiós muy buenas!


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WORST BEER DRINK EVER (above)

 
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SNOWY PLOVER IS WINTER BREW
WINTER BEER TASTES BAD!


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It's not beer. I know.


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