When I was eleven years old, a police
officer came to my sixth grade class and gave a
presentation on bicycle safety. I remember he brought
very gruesome illustrations of awful accidents with
children on bikes. In one, a boy is hit by a
three-hole Buick that had one of those jet plane hood
ornaments. The picture showed the boy flying off the
car just as dead as he could be, and you could tell
that the nose of the hood ornament had stabbed him
very nicely in the back. What I most remember,
however, is the point that the policeman kept
emphasizing. "Bikes go with the traffic," he said
again and again with a flamboyant motion of his arm in
the imaginary correct direction. He told us repeatedly
that bikes had the same rules as the cars. "Go with
the cars!" he admonished. This was the main focus of
the speech.
After the safety presentation, I went out on the new
four-lane Broadway Road on my bicycle. I chose the
lane closest to the double yellow, as cars do, and
signaled with my arm to make a left turn onto Sierra
Vista Drive. The immediate result was that neighbors
visited my parents that evening to explain to them
that I must have lost my mind and that I was bound to
get killed riding a bicycle out in the street with the
goddamned cars.
Perhaps people had better sense back then -- at
least better horse sense. They knew that my bike and I
had nowhere near the horsepower to compete with the
cars, and anyone who did what I had done had to be a
missled eleven-year-old or an absolute idiot. Those
were the only two possible explanations for such
foolishness.
The main problem with the policeman's presentation was
that he didn't explain the reason why cyclists should
ride on the right side of the road. The reason was
--and is -- that drivers turning right look only to
the left -- almost never to the right -- and the
minute they're clear on the left, they will run right
over anything on their right. That is it. That is the
one and only reason for the big lecture on riding on
the right. And it is the element of safety that was
missing from the presentation. Pedestrians were
advised to walk on the left, although no decent reason
was given either. Pedestrians can get run over just
the way cyclists do. Perhaps they appear less suddenly
than do bike riders. Perhaps they are advised to walk
against traffic because they can see a car leaving the
road and they can jump out of the way. It's hard to
say when no explanation of the safety rationale is
given.
The presentation took place in Broadmor School in 1962
well before the bike lobby petitioned for and got the
right to ride any damned place they wanted no matter
how dangerous it was and no matter how it distracted
and pissed off drivers and created an unsafe condition
for everyone. Today, things have changed. I can't
imagine neighbors coming by to express concern and
bringing forth common sense when they see cyclist
riding in the middle of the highway. Public awareness
of many things has improved immensely over the years
in many areas, but some things like this weird bike
mindset even get a little worse.
Last week I attended a bike safety class for the
school I work for. I had a definite sense of deja
vu. The officer explained everything in the same
way. His presentation was much improved by the
addition of information regarding why one should ride
on the right, though I felt that that part could have
been emphasized more. What really disturbed me,
however, was that his presentation, too, gave the same
kind of wrong focus, a focus that strayed from concern
for safety and that concentrated on what was legal and
how to survive riding around in the street like a
fool. I am convinced will only put bicycle riders in
danger just as the policeman's speech did to me forty
years ago.
This new policeman's emphasis was on the "bike lane."
It's a legal sanctioned and officially painted area so
it needed to be emphasized in the talk. The other
reason he made this emphasis is because he knew very
well that the bike lane is intrinsically unsafe. Bike
lanes vary in size and they narrow or disappear It
wouldn't matter if they didn't however: riding near
the cars is dangerous. Period. Drivers themselves are
warned never to stop on the apron of the highway to
change a flat. It's dangerous because you will be in
harm's way just as a cyclist is in the bike lane.
Public service notices say, "Drive your car to a safe
area away from traffic and change your flat. Remember,
it is possible to drive for some distance with a flat
tire." The message for flat tire changers is: "Stay
away from the goddamned cars! The right side of the
road is unsafe!"
Such wise advice is not given to cyclists. In fact,
with all the emphasis on the bike lane, almost
everyone now believes that riding on the sidewalk is
illegal when it's not. I asked the policeman last week
if it was legal to ride on the sidewalk and he said it
was perfectly legal: "Just look out for pedestrians
and -- as must bike lane riders -- look out for cars
driving in and out of driveways." he explained. The
policeman believed as I did that the sidewalk was the
safest place to drive, but he didn't mention sidewalks
in his talk. Not once.
Sidewalks were not a part of the safety presentation
even though they are the safest place to drive. This
is because survival skills for riding in dangerous,
idiotic places take up so much time that there isn't
any room to talk about the sidewalk. Time spend
explaining the rules and the law takes precedent over
safety.
The policeman also wasted safety time by giving us
advice on how to get out with the cars in six lanes of
rush hour traffice and make a left turn at a green
arrow without getting killed. He said only people who
felt confident should drive out in the street. I guess
he meant only daredevils or idiots.The policeman
admitted that he had such confidence and drove in the
middle of the street himself. With what I had learned
at the age of eleven, I know in my heart that anyone
that makes left turns in the middle of four or six
lanes of automobile traffic on his bike has no
business giving a lecture on safety or much of
anything else.
About three years ago I got a ticket. Some workmen had
put a no right turn sign at a busy intersection and no
one could believe that the major artery could be
closed by a dinky sign for no good reason and everyone
turned and got trapped by the cops who had nothing
better to do. I was pissed but I can explain this
dirty rotton injustice in another essay. Since I
had also had a ticket about twenty-seven years ago and
obviously needed instruction, I was sent to driving
school.
At the day-long school I found that all of the
instruction was based on explaining laws. I learned
that my front bumper can't pass the bumper of another
car in any lane in the same direction in a school zone
-- or something. I can't remember much and who cares.
Because they wasted time on explaining laws and
regulations, I walked away with poorer driving skills.
You see, without that safety talk I would never have
thought about the fact that if I drive through a
traffic signal I am completely legal if only my car
enters the intersection when the lights are still
yellow. I can drive through 99.99 percent of the
intersection through the red. It doesn't matter. Just
so long as I catch the first millisecond of yellow,
I'm legal. I'm not safer, of course; I was
taught about law, not safety.
Now I find myself straying from my old cautious ways
and "sniggling" the light and even missing the yellow
from time to time. Nice curriculum, boys and girls.
Years ago Shell Oil or some other gasoline company did
a series of quick safety tips for drivers. One
explained that when making a left turn, look left,
right, and then left again. They said that the car
coming from the left was the one that was going to hit
you first and to take pains to make sure it didn't.
That kind of advice, without an explanation of law,
without a muddled presentation, is the best kind.
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