HEY, YOUNT WAS MY DENTIST. THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT SUCH STRAIGHT TEETH!

JACK WILLIAMS SIGNED THIS ONE. HE CAME AND SPOKE TO US ONCE. WHAT A VAPOR BRAIN HE WAS.
HE GRADUATED FROM PHOENIX JUNIOR COLLEGE IN 1929.

AND WALKUP, WHO USED TO ONLY HIRE BAPTIST PREACHERS TO TEACH BIOLOGY. I didn't used to think that was true but I have reason to believe it is.





AH, RAÚL CASTRO SIGNED THIS ONE. THAT'S BETTER.
"Our Lord" again. Lord have mercy.







My Marine Corps Physical Achievement Award.jpg

I took the test, but they never drafted me, thank goodness!
Stolen valor here? Nope. But I know someone who claims to have served but didn't
and one day I will out him because he is such a judgmental jerk. Until then here's the Duke...
I  flew with the Duke.html
I  flew with the Duke.html

GODDAMN IT I WAS YOUNG AT 42! THIS NEXT ONE BELOW IS NOT A DIPLOMA; I'M GETTING THE INNOVATION AWARD. I'LL PUT THE CERTIFICATE HERE WHEN I FIND IT.
UNTIL THEN....

I receive innovation award or something Oct 1993 Betty Degraw Tom.jpg

Where did I get the brown eyes? I don't have brown eyes. Me BLUE-eyed boy.
HAIRY ARMS? NOT ANYMORE....


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Hairy Arm Hairless Arm.jpg