PALINDROMES I WROTE.
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Obama Kills Osama Bin Laden
Rotor! Rotor! Rotor!
Draw on devil god.
Snug—level guns!
Toot! Toot! Toot!
"Wow! Ow! Aaa!
To Obama I am a boot!"

Aaa! Wow! Ow
!"
Toot! Toot! Toot!
Snug—level guns!
Dog lived. Onward!
Rotor! Rotor! Rotor!

tortilla ere all it rot





THESE ARE THE PALINDROMES

Yo! Be not a tone boy!

Pin strap on leg bad? Dab gel. No parts nip!

Evil on a martini? In it ram an olive!    9/1/2013


Ana, nab a banana! 8/13

Neil, a NASA devil, lived as an alien.

Rats! Sagan in a gas star?

Gandalf, let elf lad nag.

God, no pay? Tips lag? No Paradise Cafe defaces Ida! Rap on, gal! Spit! Yap on, dog! (August 19, 2013)

No cab bacon

Step not on not on, NOT on --- sleepy peels. Not on, not on, NOT on pets!

Do get ill, ET, as Sagan in a gas satellite. God!

Stun, sit on an alien? Neil, Ana no! Tis nuts! September 3, 2013.

Eh? Taboo? Tis but a tub. Sit! Oo! Bathe! 8/28/2013

To Obama I am a boot. 8/27/2013

Nip a dog. A nail on hay--poco? No, it is a taco lot to locate! Sí, No,Tío? No copy. Ah--no, Liana! God! A pin! SEPTEMBER 6, 2015.

Step on no pets!


 
ELIOT HAS ONE L! DARN!
Reviled pupils! Ay! Obey TS Elliot. Toil lest ye, boy a slip-up deliver!

Draw Elanor regal lager, Ron ale, Ward. 7/30/2013

Norton, not Ron. I, madam. I saw Norton not Ron. Was I mad? Am I? Norton! Not Ron!  9/4/13

You boy, yo!  Buoy! 8/13

Er, is Mel sometimes a semite moslem, Sire? 7/29/2013

Gandalf. Let elf lad nag.

Stressed, a nut reviled -- a rat was I!  I saw Tara deliver tuna desserts.

Won't carter snap? No pals slap on pans! Retract now!

No elk raps. Star rats sparkle on. 
8/28/2013

This one isn't very good: Aha! may a dog star’s eye pop. Popeyes! Rats! God! A Yamaha!

Nor is this one: God atop, see Spot, a dog?

Snap no pans! Slap on pots! Step on a wonton spoon. Oops! Not now! A no pets stop. No pals snap on pans!

Tis a porter. Ho! Oh retro! Pa, sit!
9/1/2013

Yo! bat! Ata boy!
9/1/2013   (The urban dictionary has ata spelled this way anyway...)

No, Rob! Altar boy! Yo brat! Labor on!
9/1/2013

Huddle, meld! Duh!

Mullahs? No. We were ere we won, Shallum.

Name Sir? Rise Man!

Name, sir? See fetal late fees? Rise, man!

Ra! Tis an odor.  A rod on a sitar.

Alone was I ere I saw Enola. 6/18/2017

MY DOG NOODLES WROTE A PALINDROME AND I JUST FOUND IT!
 
Pay? Pay? Pay? On a repo? Cite opera? No! WTF? I gasp in red nets. God's evil lives. Dogs' tender nips, a gift won, are poetic, opera no. Yap! Yap! Yap!  7/29/2013

Yaw, alligator! Rot a gill away! 7/29/2013

Spider hath guac caught. Ah! Redips!" 7/29/2013

Redrawer, Howard? Draw an award. Draw, oh rewarder! 
7/30/2013

I tried a dialog palindrome but the more I add to it, the less sense it makes. Thus, it is less artful with each addition.

Obviously the problem here is that a soldier has not fallen asleep after taps and must go on KP and peel potatoes. I'm not sure which version is the best. Probably the shortest. Others vote for number 3.

1.
"Not asleep, eh? Rise, man!"
"No, liar! I did honor taps!" spat Ron. "Oh, did I!"
"Rail on! Name, sir! He peels a ton!"

2.
"Not asleep, eh?"
"Oh, no! Remit?"
"Rebut? Dishonor! Rise, man!"
"No, liar! I did honor taps!" spat Ron. "Oh, did I!"
"Rail on! Name, sir!"
"Ron."
"Oh, Sid! Tuber time, Ron. Ho! He peels a ton!"

3.
"Drowsy, medico?"
"Negative. No, reporter."
"Not asleep, eh?"
"Oh, no! Remit?"
"Rebut? Dishonor! Rise, man!"
"No, liar! I did honor taps!" spat Ron. "Oh, did I!"
"Rail on! Name, sir!"
"Ron."
"Oh, Sid! Tuber time, Ron. Ho! He peels a ton!"
"Retro! Peron, Evita! Genocide! My sword!"

4.
THIS ONE CHEATS A BIT WITH THE ADDITION OF THE PALINDROMES "STRESSED" AND "REVILED" BUT IT MAKES IT LONGER. I THINK I PREFER #3.

"Drowsy, medico?"
"Negative-- no, reporter."
"Not asleep, eh? Nor stressed?
Reviled? "
"Oh, no! Remit?"
"Rebut? Dishonor! Rise, man!"
"No, liar! I did honor taps!" spat Ron. "Oh, did I!"
"Rail on! Name, sir!"
"Ron."
"Oh, Sid! Tuber time, Ron. Ho! Deliver Desserts, Ron. He peels a ton!"
"Retro! Peron, Evita! Genocide! My sword!"
THESE ARE GRAPHIC POSTERS OF THE PALINDROMES
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Ana nab a banana.png
Be not a tone boy.jpg
Huddle meld Duh.png
Rats Sagan in a gas star.png
You boy yo Buoy.png
A nail on hay palindrome.png
a rod on a sitar.png
Draw an IPA.png
Draw Elanor regal lager Ron ale Ward.png
Elk raps star rats sparkle.png
Evil on a martini.png
Let elf lad nag.png
Name Sir Rise Man.png
Neil Armstrong Palindrome.png
NO CAB BACON.png
Norton Not Ron.png
pay pay pay yap yap yap.png
Pin strap on leg bad.png
Rap on gal.png
Rise man Long Palindrome.png
Spider hath guac caught Ah! Redips.png
Tara deliver tuna desserts.png
Tis a porter.png
Tis but a tub.png
Step not on Sleepy Peels
To Obama I am a boot
Obey TS Eliot BAD Palindrome with Elliot instead of Eliot
To Obama I am a Boot
Martin Luther King.png
This is Clearly NOT a palindrome!



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