THE BAKER'S DOZEN

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Here are the 13 things Grammar Nazis know and it ain't much of anything to know. They are mostly just spelling errors and not grammar at all. But as I say, they constitute the TOTAL SUM of everything grammar Nazis are capable of bothering anyone with.

1. its VS it's
2. your VS you're
3. there VS their VS they're
4. affect VS effect
5. lose VS loose
6. who's VS whose
7. weather VS whether
8. then VS than
9. to VS too VS two
10. were VS we're
11.  Lie VS Lay
12. can I VS may I ("Can I" is never incorrect as they say so I ought to omit this one.)
13.  few/fewer VS. less

I have left out the split infinitive because it's not an error though grammar Nazis think it is because they aren't very good at grammar. They often are devoted followers of the ninnies, STRUNK AND WHITE and their silly and dumb book, elementsofstyle.html

Grammar Nazis often err and  say "I feel badly" when it should be "I feel bad" and "This was given to my wife and I" when it should be "This was given to my wife and me." Thus, I didn't include them in the list above.
     Also, Grammar nazis don't understand that and which and are totally confused about them as they don't know the difference between restrictive and non-restrictive adjective clauses. They are not helped by GRAMMARLY, the absolute worst grammar site imaginable. It's as though they made a search for people who knew the least about grammar and hired them to run the site. Grammerly gives HORRIBLE advice. Stay far away!

For APOSTROPHES, go  to Apostrophe Alley

OH, THESE RULES GET CONTROVERSIAL AMONG, PROUD PROUD GRAMMAR NAZIS.

Kimberly Clark




Excuse me, I am proudly a grammar nazi and I am capable of quite a bit more than just the 13 things you believe us capable of. I am not only a published writer but I have also edited a book that has been printed in 2 editions. I was a tutor in a university writing center, wherein I was able to help students understand how to write reports, dissertations, resumés, etc. The majority of students were from disciplines other than English, as well as several foreign students. Furthermore, the thirteen rules that you reference so derisively are not from any actual list; it appears that you have compiled these from sundry sources. There is an extremely valid list of thirteen grammar rules: it is a list of the grammar rules that someone would need to know when taking the SAT and ACT tests. There is even a thirteen little-known grammar rules. I believe that what you were trying to insult us with is the list of commonly misused homophones but then you tossed in numbers 12 and 13, which concern preferred word usage. Please, next time you intend to insult anyone, be sure you know the subject better than the people you are trying to insult
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Tom Cole
  I was just teasing in fun, not insulting anyone as you have. I just made up that perky and cheerful list for people to have a laugh over and it seems about right to me.



Pulling rank on me? I have a master's degree in English linguistics and my grammar texts, published by Prentice Hall Regents and the prestigious University of Michigan Press, are still in print and selling since the nineties and early and mid 2000s. One is in its second edition and has a third Japanese edition as well. I lived and taught abroad and at major US universities for 35 years before retiring. I have written 20 books, 11 of them in Spanish and 9 in English.



I am deeply offended by your lack of appreciation for my great linguistic talent. So their!