WEIRD PEOPLE, QUACKS, CRACKPOTS, AND
PHILIP J. FRACICA
Limerick to a
(Pulmonologist and absolute
numbskull who apologizes for wholesale
proselytizing at Mercy Gilbert Hospital
"Where Jesus Freaks Hover over the Operating
Tables like Bats!"
Scott R. Siebel.
A loathsome man named Fracica
Was known from Maine to Topeka
As an oblivious pulmonologist
A litigious ideologist
And a prodigious religious apologist!
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Judy Girl who's always on the show
looking left. I wonder how much they
pay her? Here's a closeup.
got my driver's license renewed in 2016, and
have to live with the picture until I'm 75.
At least the front cover
art for the next edition of Ernest Thompson
Seton's book is ready for press.
Click to view. Also Read about SNARL
PANT my invisible nemesis!
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Fun one here:
Mystery Coat Rack on the Front of My House.
COMMENT ON THIS AND A POEM AS WELL!
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TWO MORE SUN LAKES MYSTERIES!
The Golf Ball
Tree Trimmer's Fate
Yes, it is true that Herb Jeffries, Duke Ellington's
lead singer, did have blue eyes. Too black to be in
the white bands, he nonetheless had to use makeup to
be black enough for the black orchestras.
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Screen Band Connection.html
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that Jan Bought in Mexico with Me and I Wanted
In the 1980s sometime
una tormenta. El rio inundo el pueblo. L selva
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Huddle and the Purple Pit
Sun Lakes Apostrophe
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A SHOPPING LIST
Dating Service good dresser charmer popular with the
NO CRACK WHORES NEED APPLY
It will hypnotize you!
The Yucca here was photographed on 11/11/11 as was
this clock, another oddity:
Who is John Galt?
Remember this graffiti that used to be everywhere?
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Sign Dec 2016 Estero Morua.jpg
Haley's Comet Small.jpg
Logbook from the Sea of Cortez 5_10_2015
the disappointing, Kohoutec-like
appearance of Halley’s Comet in January of
1986 at Estero Morúa, Mexico
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I LOVE RED RUM
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Eerie and sad picture of time gone
by. Swings for children at Flagstaff House May
Weird Bullet I Found
CLICK CLICK the bullet for discussion.
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From Patagonia June 2017
Rattlesnake Avoidance Training for
THE MEANING OF LIFE
Once a man told his son that he had in his youth
met a guru who told him the meaning of life. He told
the son that he must seek out the guru for himself and
find him wherever he was so that he, too, could learn
the meaning of life.
The son traveled to all corners of the earth looking
for the guru. After fifty years he finally came across
an old guru on a mountain crag in Tibet.
"You are he, are you not?" he asked the guru. "You are
the one who told my father the meaning of life."
"Yes," said the old guru. "I told him and he said that
one day his son would come and seek me out."
"Then, tell me, guru!" cried the man. "Tell me the
meaning of life."
"Ah, my child," said the guru. "The meaning of life is
a flowing river."
"What?" replied the man exasperated. "Are you kidding?
I've traveled the earth for fifty years in search of
you just to have you tell me that the meaning of life
is a flowing river?"
The guru blanched. "You mean it isn't?" he said.
I read Gabriel García Marquez's first book, RELATO DE
UN NÁUFRAGO about a Colombian guy (Luís Alejandro
Velasco) on a destroyer that sank and he had to float
around in a rowboat forever. Here he is afterwards
showing where he floated.
He couldn't speak
English but he had an American girlfriend when he was
stationed in Alabama. She was named Mary Address.
WHAT AN ODD
Oh, the most interesting thing
happened today. It's a little eerie. Take a look at this
photo of me in the tent at Mammoth Cave, Kentucky on
April 5, 1958 a couple of months before we moved to
Arizona. I just found it a couple of days ago. Well, I
got my digitalized home movies back today and in one of
them I saw myself in the tent at Mammoth Cave. I said,
"Oh, my parents took movies that day as well." Then, I
see my sister Wendy walk up and take my picture! It was
the picture I only just two days before had found.
Not only do I have the picture
but also a video of it being taken FIFTY-EIGHT YEARS
How rich and abundant life is.
I digitalized the home
movies and saw a picture of me with an old favorite coat
of mine and realized I still had the one of the buttons!
I had saved it from the coat for fifty-eight years. Here
I am wearing
it in 1957!
And what about THIS button (below)? Is it the one on the
coats here? I clearly remember the buttons as being
black with an anchor in the middle, but there is one
that seems lighter in color.
NOW THIS IS INTERESTING. ON
THE BACK OF THIS PHOTO DAD DRAWS A SAGUARO EXACTLY AS
HE DID IN 1926
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of America Old Memory Revisited.html
Manly Men, Manly Women
and their Manly Man Guns
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Go to Thomas Henry
CLICK PHOTO TO VIEW WART REPORT.
WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T FIND WORTHWHILE PROJECTS
LITERARY AND SCIENTIFIC TO FILL YOUR DAY?
CLICK THE IMAGE BELOW TO VIEW WIRE ART,
JUNK ART, ARTE DE CHATARRA—JUST ONE EXAMPLE
click to see nice graffiti
Click the picture to go see my
Casino Guitar in NORWAY.
Is this Raymond Tungesvik?
Look at me. All alone. About as socialized
as Romulus and Remus.
Me on wrestling team. It doesn't go here except
that it's weird because I hated sports then as
now, but I need to save the picture somewhere
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someone's writing that is a little on the
unusual side Atheist Christmas Dinner.html
Weird Letter Like Thing Called Jughead Jones
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Looters We Shooters
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Lion at Flagstaff House.html
in Fred Wood's Dentist's Chair.jpg
of Man Poor Girl and Jeff's Shirt.jpg
Cathy Fink's Yodeling Course and
record with redheaded guy on piano and
Table Mesa Road.jpg
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The doctor told me this was not gout
related. Oh, what does HE know?
THIS WAS NO CRACKPOT BUT THE GREATEST
ORATOR OF ALL TIME:
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Hitchens Debate Poll Results Stephen Fry
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Burroughs' Back to the
Von Horst breathed a sigh of
relief as he wiped the perspiration from his
forehead. "What a world!" he muttered,
wondering how man had survived amidst such
savage surroundings. Farther down the little
valley he now saw many animals grazing.
There were deer and antelope and the great,
shaggy bos so long extinct upon the outer
crust. Among them were little,
horse-like creatures, no larger than a fox
terrier, resembling the
Hyracotherium of the Eocene, early
progenitors of the horse, which but added to
the amazing confusion of birds, mammals, and
reptiles of various eras of the evolution of
life on the outer crust.
January 18, 2014
I enjoyed Andrew
Curry’s article “Tales from the Pit” in the
January issue. I found a bit of extra
interest in the article as I read the words
“fox terrier” to describe the size of Eocene
horses. I remember reading with interest
Stephen Jay Gould’s essay, “The Case of the
Creeping Fox Terrier Clone” in his book
Bully for Brontosaurus, in which he disputes
the accuracy of the fox terrier size
It is no
criticism of the author of the fine article
on fossils to take notice of the remarkable
power of the phrase coined by Fairfield
Osborn (1857-1935) and to marvel that it
should be possessed of such longevity and
ubiquity without regard to its accuracy.
I happen to like
Edgar Rice Burroughs, the author of Tarzan
of the Apes and remember his 1937
book, Back to the Stone age, in which the
protagonist gazes upon the fauna of the land
of Pellucidar among which, Burroughs writes,
“were little, horse-like creatures, no
larger than a fox terrier.”
Alas, as Gould
writes in his essay:
estimate I have seen for the body size of
Hyracotherium (MacFadden, 1986) ... cites a
weight of some twenty-five kilograms, or
COUGAR AWAITS HUMAN PREY
PATAGONIA, ARIZONA JULY 2017
break my beloved beer goblet July 17,
Von Schnodly, the world-famous physicist was
leading a lucky group of people on a tour of the
new observatory. The professor pointed to a
gigantic telescope pointing out through the open
roof under a starry sky. "This ladies and
gentlemen,” he said. "Is the best telescope that
currently exists. It can not only detect distant
stars but possibly distant planets. Through the
use of this device we can see developing new
galaxies and stars and predict faraway events
such as supernovae as well as events more near
to home so to speak such as asteroid strikes on
the earth. Under the proper conditions a
telescope like this has not only astronomical
uses but meteorological as well. In plainer
words it could even predict hurricanes and other
weather events. And speaking of which, we had
best hurry through the tour because it is going
to rain within the next twenty minutes!"
"Gosh, professor," someone
said. "How can you tell?"
"My corn hurts."
Cattle mutilation scene showing terrified
cowboys running from flying saucers that are
OPINIONS ABOUT WEIRD PEOPLE, QUACKS,
CRACKPOTS, AND LOONS
Walk this way, Mr. President.
MY OPINION OF
PHILIP J. FRACICA'S UNPROFESSIONAL AND RIDICULOUS
(If a fat-ass like Trump could walk that way, he
wouldn't need the corn starch.)
SIGN: Adiós Amigos Click here to see Phoenix 1950s Leaving
Phoenix via Van Buren and heading east towards
to See Weight Loss Role Models at Sun Lakes!
TAKE THE PEPSI CHALENGE
ON DEAD GODS
ANNOUNCEMENTS GONE WRONG
PRESTON LONG'S INTRO
PLAYFUL OPINION ABOUT THE BASHAS
ELEMENTS OF STYLE 50 YEARS
OF STUPID GRAMMAR ADVICE
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Message to Vaxxers
Airborne Snake Oil
This is from
Wand (see Odious Cranks)
of America Quackery
Comment on INFLAMMATION
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Saturday has an
alternate spelling in February
Christmas Arizona Snowman
XRAYS OF MY
uncomfortable ESL teachers of all.
is not a part of grammar.
of the Rings VS. Atlas Shrugged
Ayn Rand for a Loon?
Minot Sausages and Beer.jpg The quiet
sound of madness.
Bow Believe it or not:'
Bee Leaf It Oar Knot
Digital Video Clip I
in Front of the House
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PICK-UP FROM SPACE.html
Signs of Life
Lennon and I
books from the crackpot section of my library
including the search for Bridey Murphy.
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Weight Loss Page
from Outer Space Giant Crawdads
Air Pump Faces
Me at Yeat's
Grave in Ireland
Bird Name Folly
1950s Dirty Drawings at South Mountain Park
My Beloved Fan
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When I Was
Photo Developed decades after taken of me on the last
day of school and it's like looking into a window to
the past and it seems like only yesterday.
to Home School Quacks It's my opinion as the preface
to Asimov's THE FUN THEY HAD
with a pigeon
For more see LUCKY
I don't know why
I thought I looked like this guy. I'm on the left, of
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HYEROGLYPHS AT SUN LAKES
MONSTER MEDUSA AT SUN LAKES
Structure in Mazatlán, México (NOTE FRIGATE BIRD)
STYROFOAM COOLER IS THROWN OUT FINALLY AFTER
¡Usted puede ser más
inteligente de lo que cree!
and similar to:
Stealing a Bass
Trabajando Funny January 2006 Photo from Mexico
THIS IS A PRICKLY, UNPLEASANT, AND ANGRY COMMENT I MADE
Silly Rant of Mine
on Facebook for Fun
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picture of Jeff and Tom Ditsworth (I think) with my
de Nieve Ajo Arizona Street Sign
Fairy Ring of Mushrooms
August 23, 2012
How to play craps. I kept these
directions in my wallet(s) for twenty years or
maybe twenty-nine years and never played the game
DEFY MEXICAN THREAT WITH SKULL WEARING A BERET. I
WEAR A HAT THAT'S RIDING A LITTLE HIGH.
I Hurt My
Leg! Just a Picture
How I Hurt
My Leg Story and More!
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BIRD ARTICLE I
LIKED IN ITASCA
at the boat ramp.html
Quail with Two Topknots
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and Popular Science Magazines
Strange Spanish Accent for a
Dad's note to
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A Whirled Cup but
one one got the joke
Weird; I found earrings in the
street. A burglary?
Weird Lunch Truck
Weird Sign at
Estero Morúa, México
MY BIRD NOTEBOOKS
CATS IN BAGS CLICK HERE!
My Corn Field
1995 and Squash
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Nettie's Net B.jpg
Read about Nettie's Net in this essay about
is the paper a guy gave me with the address of my room
and the directions to go to the square and holler
"Sereno!" and a guy would come with the keys to let me
in and walk me home. 1975 SPAIN.
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ANT LIONS OF COURSE
How Burroughs named Tarzan and the Greystoke
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