CRACKPOTS, LUNATICS, CRANKS, UFOs,
DABBLERS IN TWADDLE
The Weird and the Quackish

What? And let out all of my pigeons???


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TOTALLY WEIRD PEOPLE, QUACKS, CRACKPOTS, AND LOONS! 
ODIOUS CRANKS FIRST
PHILIP J. FRACICA

Limerick to a Knitwit, Philip J. Fracica
(Pulmonologist and absolute numbskull who apologizes for wholesale proselytizing at Mercy Gilbert Hospital "Where Jesus Freaks Hover over the Operating Tables like Bats!"

A loathsome man named Fracica
Was known from Maine to Topeka
As an oblivious pulmonologist 
A litigious ideologist
And a prodigious religious apologist!
Read His Ridiculous Letter

Scott R. Siebel.


CLICK PICTURE TO SEE HOW
YOUR OWN CLASSMATES WOULD
TREAT YOU.

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Typical Clueless Christian Puts a Cross on the Sign of the Jewish Congresswoman who was shot.


Fan Club President who is a Troubled Individual

Oswald Gruesome Black Humor

Joey Prusak, who says he is a great big hero, but I don't believe him for a second.



CLICK THE PICTURE TO LEARN OF AN ODIOUS WOMAN WHO HURT MY FEELINGS IN 1956!

 Obese so-called singer. This is funny but a little mean, so it's password protected.

Blackbeard

Fred Rogers Lost One Admirer

Professional appearance is important even when you have any talent. This is very interesting but needs password.

Obama-bashing Red-neck "Christian Cowboy" who's dead now so there's a password.

Maynard James Keenan Wine Nazi!

Oh Barf!

Unwholesome Facebook Posting

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Meet Nick, an
APPENDAGE-WANTING EVANGELIST and loon
who teaches the inspiring technique of how to overcome problems by becoming a total fanatic, crackpot, lunatic, wacko, deluded, drooling loon, and religious ZEALOT!

HOME SCHOOL RAP AND ASIMOV STORY

WILLIAM F BUCKLEY JR. AND AYN RAND

DUKE TULLY ARIZONA REPUBLIC COMPLETE LUNATIC

CHIROQUACKTRIC MAGIC WAND

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ANOTHER Jehovah Witness Johovah's Witness Crank Letter.jpg

PLAGIARIZING MALAYSIANS PUBLISH DAD'S BOOK WITHOUT EVEN A POLITE NOTE INFORMING HIM OF THE PROJECT. NOR WAS HE TO SHARE IN THE PROCEEDS TO THE EXTENT OF A SINGLE PENNY.
Click to see bootlegged books:
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DELUDED BUT LOVABLE CRANKS

HARLAN ELLISON AND TED WHITE STORY--VERY INTERESTING

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Plaster Man Victoria BC August 2017


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CLICK HERE FOR HAMPTON PAGE

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Judge Judy Girl who's always on the show looking left. I wonder how much they pay her? Here's a closeup.


Oh my God!
     I got my driver's license renewed in 2016, and have to live with the picture until I'm 75. At least the front cover art for the next edition of Ernest Thompson Seton's book is ready for press. Click to view. Also Read about SNARL PANT my invisible nemesis! 

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Fun one here:
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Mystery Coat Rack on the Front of My House.
FACEBOOK COMMENT ON THIS AND A POEM AS WELL!

What gives?
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TWO MORE SUN LAKES MYSTERIES!
The Golf Ball Impact Enigma
The Tree Trimmer's Fate

Yes, it is true that Herb Jeffries, Duke Ellington's lead singer, did have blue eyes. Too black to be in the white bands, he nonetheless had to use makeup to be black enough for the black orchestras.

Herb Jeffries

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Mermaid 1
November 2004

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November 2004

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In the 1980s sometime

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The Huddle and the Purple Pit

Sun Lakes Apostrophe Alley

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A SHOPPING LIST 9/10/2016
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NO CRACK WHORES NEED APPLY

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It will hypnotize you!

The Yucca here was photographed on 11/11/11 as was this clock, another oddity:

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Who is John Galt? Remember this graffiti that used to be everywhere?

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Above, the disappointing, Kohoutec-like appearance of Halley’s Comet in January of 1986 at Estero Morúa, Mexico

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I LOVE RED RUM

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Eerie and sad picture of time gone by. Swings for children at Flagstaff House May 2017


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Weird Bullet I Found
CLICK CLICK the bullet for discussion.


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From Patagonia June 2017

Rattlesnake Avoidance Training for
Your Dog

THE MEANING OF LIFE
Once a man told his son that he had in his youth met a guru who told him the meaning of life. He told the son that he must seek out the guru for himself and find him wherever he was so that he, too, could learn the meaning of life.

The son traveled to all corners of the earth looking for the guru. After fifty years he finally came across an old guru on a mountain crag in Tibet.

"You are he, are you not?" he asked the guru. "You are the one who told my father the meaning of life."

"Yes," said the old guru. "I told him and he said that one day his son would come and seek me out."

"Then, tell me, guru!" cried the man. "Tell me the meaning of life."

"Ah, my child," said the guru. "The meaning of life is a flowing river."

"What?" replied the man exasperated. "Are you kidding? I've traveled the earth for fifty years in search of you just to have you tell me that the meaning of life is a flowing river?"

The guru blanched. "You mean it isn't?" he said.


I read Gabriel García Marquez's first book, RELATO DE UN NÁUFRAGO about a Colombian guy (Luís Alejandro Velasco) on a destroyer that sank and he had to float around in a rowboat forever. Here he is afterwards showing where he floated. He couldn't speak English but he had an American girlfriend when he was stationed in Alabama. She was named Mary Address. Weird name.









WHAT AN ODD
AND EERIE
HAPPENSTANCE


Dig this:

   Oh, the most interesting thing happened today. It's a little eerie. Take a look at this photo of me in the tent at Mammoth Cave, Kentucky on April 5, 1958 a couple of months before we moved to Arizona. I just found it a couple of days ago. Well, I got my digitalized home movies back today and in one of them I saw myself in the tent at Mammoth Cave. I said, "Oh, my parents took movies that day as well." Then, I see my sister Wendy walk up and take my picture! It was the picture I only just two days before had found.

     Not only do I have the picture but also a video of it being taken FIFTY-EIGHT YEARS AGO.
How rich and abundant life is.
AND NOW...
    I digitalized the home movies and saw a picture of me with an old favorite coat of mine and realized I still had the one of the buttons!  I had saved it from the coat for fifty-eight years. Here it is:

 And here I am wearing it in 1957!


And what about THIS button (below)? Is it the one on the coats here? I clearly remember the buttons as being black with an anchor in the middle, but there is one that seems lighter in color.


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NOW THIS IS INTERESTING. ON THE BACK OF THIS PHOTO DAD DRAWS A SAGUARO EXACTLY AS HE DID IN 1926
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE SAGUARO DRAWINGS

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Manly Men, Manly Women
and their Manly Man Guns


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Go to Thomas Henry Hascall page

CLICK PHOTO TO VIEW WART REPORT.
WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T FIND WORTHWHILE PROJECTS LITERARY AND SCIENTIFIC TO FILL YOUR DAY?

EYE WART STUDY
OLEANDERS


My Eyes

CLICK THE IMAGE BELOW TO VIEW WIRE ART,
JUNK ART, ARTE DE CHATARRA—JUST ONE EXAMPLE




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Click the picture to go see my Casino Guitar in NORWAY.

Is this Raymond Tungesvik?

Mouse Over Script


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Look at me. All alone. About as socialized
as Romulus and Remus.

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Me on wrestling team. It doesn't go here except that it's weird because I hated sports then as now, but I need to save the picture somewhere quickly.


Gnarled Tree
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Here's someone's writing that is a little on the unusual side Atheist Christmas Dinner.html

Dad's Weird Letter Like Thing Called Jughead Jones

Cyber Pal Cyberpal Issue

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October 2007
The doctor told me this was not gout related. Oh, what does HE know?


HALLUCIGENIA


THIS WAS NO CRACKPOT BUT THE GREATEST ORATOR OF ALL TIME:

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Burroughs' Back to the Stone Age:
      Von Horst breathed a sigh of relief as he wiped the perspiration from his forehead. "What a world!" he muttered, wondering how man had survived amidst such savage surroundings. Farther down the little valley he now saw many animals grazing. There were deer and antelope and the great, shaggy bos so long extinct upon the outer crust. Among them were little, horse-like creatures, no larger than a fox terrier, resembling the Hyracotherium of the Eocene, early progenitors of the horse, which but added to the amazing confusion of birds, mammals, and reptiles of various eras of the evolution of life on the outer crust.
January 18, 2014

Editor:

I enjoyed Andrew Curry’s article “Tales from the Pit” in the January issue. I found a bit of extra interest in the article as I read the words “fox terrier” to describe the size of Eocene horses. I remember reading with interest Stephen Jay Gould’s essay, “The Case of the Creeping Fox Terrier Clone” in his book Bully for Brontosaurus, in which he disputes the accuracy of the fox terrier size comparison.
It is no criticism of the author of the fine article on fossils to take notice of the remarkable power of the phrase coined by Fairfield Osborn (1857-1935) and to marvel that it should be possessed of such longevity and ubiquity without regard to its accuracy.
I happen to like Edgar Rice Burroughs, the author of Tarzan of the Apes and remember  his 1937 book, Back to the Stone age, in which the protagonist gazes upon the fauna of the land of Pellucidar among which, Burroughs writes, “were little, horse-like creatures, no larger than a fox terrier.”
Alas, as Gould writes in his essay:
The latest estimate I have seen for the body size of Hyracotherium (MacFadden, 1986) ... cites a weight of some twenty-five kilograms, or fifty-five pounds.
Lassie come home!

Tom Cole



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Two Arizona Snowmen



COUGAR AWAITS HUMAN PREY
PATAGONIA, ARIZONA JULY 2017

I break my beloved beer goblet July 17, 2017

SEE FUNNY BEER LABEL

Professor Von Schnodly, the world-famous physicist was leading a lucky group of people on a tour of the new observatory. The professor pointed to a gigantic telescope pointing out through the open roof under a starry sky. "This ladies and gentlemen,” he said. "Is the best telescope that currently exists. It can not only detect distant stars but possibly distant planets. Through the use of this device we can see developing new galaxies and stars and predict faraway events such as supernovae as well as events more near to home so to speak such as asteroid strikes on the earth. Under the proper conditions a telescope like this has not only astronomical uses but meteorological as well. In plainer words it could even predict hurricanes and other weather events. And speaking of which, we had best hurry through the tour because it is going to rain within the next twenty minutes!"
"Gosh, professor," someone said. "How can you tell?"
"My corn hurts."



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OPINIONS ABOUT WEIRD PEOPLE, QUACKS, CRACKPOTS, AND LOONS

Walk this way, Mr. President.
(If a fat-ass like Trump could walk that way, he wouldn't need the corn starch.)

MY OPINION OF PHILIP J. FRACICA'S UNPROFESSIONAL AND RIDICULOUS LETTER

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COOL SIGN: Adiós Amigos Click here to see Phoenix 1950s Leaving Phoenix via Van Buren and heading east towards Tempe, mid-1950s.

Children Firing Military Weapons

Click Here to See Weight Loss Role Models at Sun Lakes!

MENCKEN ON CHIROPRACTIC QUACKERY

AUDIO MASTERING TASTE TEST
TAKE THE PEPSI CHALENGE
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MENCKEN ON DEAD GODS

CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS GONE WRONG





Bad English Spelling at American Border
todo el traffico
My CAT knows there aren't double F's in Spanish.
Needs accent too of course:
Todo el Tráfico

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Dust Storms May Exist


Id the thug. Trump's gorilla

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ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS

CAPE BUFFALO POOP AND TSE-TSE FLY

PRESTON LONG'S INTRO

COWBOY ART ISN'T ART

PLAYFUL OPINION ABOUT THE BASHAS

ELEMENTS OF STYLE 50 YEARS OF STUPID GRAMMAR ADVICE


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ZOMBIE MESSIAH
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ZOMBIE MESSIAH
QUACK MEDICINE
Message to Vaxxers

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See Elizabeth's Grave (Died of Menningitis at 17 years and 6 days)



BLACKHEAD ADVERTISEMENT


Charles Atlas

Airborne Snake Oil

This is from Mencken (Above)

Chiropractic Magic Wand (see Odious Cranks)

Cancer Centers of America Quackery

Nopalea-related Facebook Comment on INFLAMMATION

JUST WEIRD STUFF HERE

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LOCH MESS

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Christmas Arizona Snowman
Saturday has an alternate spelling in February

COYOTE SCAT?

XRAYS OF MY TEETH

Old Grandad
Old Grandad Close-up

Almighty God

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Most uncomfortable ESL teachers of all.

Punctuation is not a part of grammar.

Lord of the Rings VS. Atlas Shrugged
How's Ayn Rand for a Loon?

Stephen Minot Sausages and Beer.jpg The quiet sound of madness.

Clara Bow Believe it or not:'
Bee Leaf It Oar Knot

First Digital Video Clip I Ever Saw


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Lion in Front of the House

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Indian Head Mountain

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Signs of Life

Diagramming Sentences

John Lennon and I


Additional books from the crackpot section of my library including the search for Bridey Murphy.

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Weight Loss Page

Teenagers from Outer Space Giant Crawdads

Air Pump Faces

Me at Yeat's Grave in Ireland

Bird Name Folly

Lumpy Saguaro

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1950s Dirty Drawings at South Mountain Park


My Beloved Fan

My beloved clipboard

GHOSTLY PIGEONS

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Eerie Photo Developed decades after taken of me on the last day of school and it's like looking into a window to the past and it seems like only yesterday.

Related to Home School Quacks It's my opinion as the preface to Asimov's THE FUN THEY HAD

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I live with a pigeon
For more see LUCKY
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EERIE HYEROGLYPHS AT SUN LAKES

DANGEROUS MONSTER MEDUSA AT SUN LAKES

Strange Structure in Mazatlán, México (NOTE FRIGATE BIRD)


OLDEST STYROFOAM COOLER IS THROWN OUT FINALLY AFTER TWENTY-FIVE YEARS

MY WHITE TENNIS SHOES

¡Usted puede ser más inteligente de lo que cree!
Which is similar to...
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and similar to:
Two Women

CONCESSIONS

Stealing a Bass

Cabrones Trabajando Funny January 2006 Photo from Mexico

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THIS IS A PRICKLY, UNPLEASANT, AND ANGRY COMMENT I MADE ON FACEBOOK
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Silly Rant of Mine on Facebook for Fun

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Ghostly picture of Jeff and Tom Ditsworth (I think) with my beloved telescope.

Perrito de Nieve Ajo Arizona Street Sign

My Iguana

Fairy Ring of Mushrooms August 23, 2012

How to play craps. I kept these directions in my wallet(s) for twenty years or maybe twenty-nine years and never played the game even once.

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I DEFY MEXICAN THREAT WITH SKULL WEARING A BERET. I WEAR A HAT THAT'S RIDING A LITTLE HIGH.

I Hurt My Leg! Just a Picture
How I Hurt My Leg Story and More!

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 BIRD ARTICLE I LIKED IN ITASCA

MISSPELLED FACEBOOK GRAPHIC POSTERS

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Gambel's Quail with Two Topknots

My Eyes

Poor Dead Animals.html

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Popular Mechanics and Popular Science Magazines

Strange Spanish Accent for a 24-year-old

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A Whirled Cup but one one got the joke

Weird; I found earrings in the street. A burglary?

Mystery Photo

Weird Lunch Truck

Weird Landscaping Truck

Weird Sign at Estero Morúa, México

MY BIRD NOTEBOOKS


CATS IN BAGS CLICK HERE!

México Lindo y Querido

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My Corn Field 1995 and Squash

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Read about Nettie's Net in this essay about Itasca.


sereno.jpg This is the paper a guy gave me with the address of my room and the directions to go to the square and holler "Sereno!" and a guy would come with the keys to let me in and walk me home. 1975 SPAIN.


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ANT LIONS OF COURSE


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