And now for your enjoyment, I give you the most uncomfortable looking ESL teachers and authors ever to inhabit the earth. Each was prepared for this shoot with cooking oil sprayed on the face. It also appears that William Shakespeare was NOT raised from his grave to write the copy. ENJOY. I have kept this book since 1991 just for this chance to share it with you.
  Oops! Easy? Hard? Stop! You're both right--it's two mints in one! Oh, like anyone's going to write to Newbury house with a progress report.

Jacqueline looks ready to run! "Let me outta here!" She says.

I think it should read "I am LAURIE LIKOFF. Not that's. Say "That's (Your name goes here.)" Doesn't work, does it?