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THESE RANTS ARE JUST MY STOCK REPLIES TO
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The Kalam cosmological argument from idiocy

1 Everything that begins to exist has a cause. 
(And a Natural cause too?) (Name one thing and its cause.) You can't. There's no abracadabra moment when something begins to exist. Its parts existed and the parts slowly reorganized into, say, and apple. When did the apple begin to exist? IT DIDN'T. There's no begin to exist; there's only continuous examples of rearrangement.
AND A CAUSE? Christ! d There are endless causes for every bit of continuing change.
2 The universe began to exist.
Did it? Support this silly bald and baseless assertion.
3 Therefore, the universe has a cause.
What was the cause of the cause?




 Near death experiences are not even experiences--they're DREAMS. Anecdotal evidence is USELESS as evidence for extraordinary claims. I met my college roommate last week. OK. I met the ghost of Elvis last week. NO. But outta body experiences though anecdotal aren't even evidence; they're DREAMS and dreams are dictionary defined as UNREAL. At least my friend didn't say he DREAMED he met the ghost of Elvis.



What he MOSTLY said (70 times) was the threat of his fiery eternal torture chamber. He never shuts his unbrushed gob about it EVER. I don't know why atheists do this No True Scotsman fallacy and pretend to love the wuddle baby Jesus who doesn't come to argue with a jot or tittle of the ghastly old law with all its slavery and sanctioned murder and who also comes with a sword and waving a flaming tree limb. There's no torment of the dead in scripture before the arrival of firebrand-wielding Jesus Meek and Mild and inventor of Hell. If I thought torture boy Jesus were so lovely, I'd join a Christian page.  


 Please come by as I am preparing your favorite dish--cow flops on a bed of ranch dressing. I know you're going to want SECONDS along with the contents of every cat litter box in town, so I'm preparing THAT for your personal culinary delight as well. Desert will be your usual dog dew pellets on crispy pork scrotal bags with a side of delicious monkey snot. Oh, when I see your reply in notifications I'll block you with it UNREAD. How's that's my dog dew dinner guest? I can hear the joyful lip smacking already. ¡Buen provecho!
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Please come by as I am preparing a special dish--cow flops on a bed of ranch dressing. I know you’ll appreciate that I’ll be serving SECONDS along with the contents of every cat litter box in town for everyone's personal culinary delight as well. Dessert will be the usual dog dew pellets on crispy pork scrotal bags with a side of delicious monkey snot. ¡Buen Provechito!

You got faith too is a tu quoque fallacy and a lie. Faith and faith are HOMOPHONES like lie and lie and left and left and right and right and son and sun. You love Jesus because you moved to Arizona because you love the Son. Street use of faith means confidence because of evidence. Religious faith is believing with no evidence. It's also a terrible argument. You ain't got nothing better than I do: worthless faith.




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According to the new set of data, 28% of Americans classify themselves as "nones," 17% of whom identify as atheist, 20% as agnostic and 63% as "nothing in particular." Most "nones" said they were raised to be religious, and the majority were raised in Christian households.Jan 24, 2024

More than 1 in 4 U.S. adults identify as religious "nones," new ...

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I personally hate the word agnostic as it causes nothing but confusion. It was coined by Thomas Huxley, Darwin's Bulldog as his bolt hole. Basic logic demands that one be either A or Not A. You can only be a theist or an atheist; you either believe or you don't. Period. But the word agnostic makes people think there is a middle ground. There isn't. You can't be a non-dog owner who sort of kind of actually HAS a dog. A or Not A. All agnostics are atheists; in fact, most atheists are agnostic atheists. Some atheists contend that god doesn't exist and they have acquired a burden of proof for something that may not be falsifiable. Agnostics don't believe, and if you don't believe, you match the very definition of an atheist. Agnostics are NOT theists and the only other thing they can be is not A: atheist.


In the history of the human race there has never been a shred of credible evidence for anything supernatural: ghosts, magic, gods and goddesses, fairies, sprites, pixies, water walkin', levitation, mind reading, fortune telling. Only ANECDOTAL evidence which is utterly worthless for extraordinary claims: "I met the ghost of Elvis yesterday." Where's his autograph? Where's your selfie with him? Never any evidence only a useless claim. The most worthless of ALL anecdotal evidence is DREAMS—mislabeled as "experiences." They are dictionary-defined as imaginary, unreal. And dreams when people are at death's door, oxygen deprived, and stuffed full of hallucinogenic pain drugs?

Boyd's Bear Carvings The problem is that magic is not even a CANDIDATE explanation. In the history of mankind there has never been a shred of credible evidence showing that anything supernatural even MIGHT exist. Ghosts, magic, gods and goddesses, fairies, pixies, water walking, mind reading... We'd know the date in history that that happened. Have a shred of credible evidence for ANY of those things? Go get your Nobel prize. Evolution is as established a fact as the earth's orbiting the sun and saying it isn't is just stubborn ignorance and saying it was magic gives thinking people the chills. It's shocking to hear otherwise normal people present a MAGIC-wielding DUDE who creates stuff (apparently including himself) outta nothing as a possible explanation. Even magic-believing Catholics accept evolution. They'd look silly if they didn't. Creation implies a thinking, magical, SUPERNATURAL agent-dude who can't even possibly be a candidate explanation. No scientist claims to know how abiogenesis took place. That's not evolution; it's the origin of life. No one knows except those who say it was a magic DUDE done it, and it's a conversation so shockingly silly and creepy it's not worth having.

The usual IGNORANT lie. The ONLY people dumb enough to say something can come outta nothing are THEISTS. The ONLY ones and they somehow weirdly also argue tht something CAN'T come out of nothing which rules God right out of existence because if ANYTHING came out of nothing, it's HIM. And the first thing HE does is start creating stuff outta nothin'. He creates light and the earth outta nothing and on the FOURTH day creates the sun and stars. The sun? Sounds like the FIRST day to me, but what do I and the neighbor's CAT know? Well, that CAT could have better luck guessing the correct order of events.

The "god done it" deal is not an hypothesis so much as it is the classic logical fallacy the Argument from Personal Incredulity. I can't explain this. Therefore, Zeus done it, Odin done it, Johovah Ho Ho one it, a magical flying purple porcupine done it, universe creating pixies done it. All of those hold equal weight in the non-argument. No weight at all. They all are supported by the same credible evidence. None at ALL. If you use fallacy, what you've said would better not to have been said at all. You can't make an argument using fallacy and no one can gain anything from it. USELESS. AND lame brained. xx

Why won't a real MD EVER send a patient to a chiropractor? Easy. The inventor of chiropractic, Daniel Palmer, was a nineteenth-century loon who went around "healing" sick people using magnets. For years he tried to cure diseases by manipulating an imaginary magnetic field that surrounded the patients' bodies. Palmer rejected vaccination as well as even the germ theory of disease. This crackpot and crank extraordinaire came to believe that ALL disease was the result of misalignments of the spine. You see, Palmer believed in a spirit, a being called "Innate," that lived all through the universe and was a part of God himself. Mr. Innate, according to Palmer, could cure any old disease.
You will say "If Innate is everywhere and can cure diseases, why are there sick people?" That's a good question, but the poor little sprite, you see, is very often stuck in people's spines and simply can't get out to offer his help. So Chiroquacks mess with your spine to let 'im out!
Palmer got the pseudoscience from one Dr. Atkins who happened to be long dead at the time. Never fear, he got the whole thing during a SEANCE with the deceased doctor.
A couple of pertinent quotes.
On December 1924, H.L. Mencken described chiropractic this way.
This preposterous quackery flourishes lushly in the back reaches of the Republic, and begins to conquer the less civilized folk of the big cities. As the old-time family doctor dies out in the country towns, with no competent successor willing to take over his dismal business, he is followed by some hearty blacksmith or ice-wagon driver, turned into a chiropractor in six months, often by correspondence.
Of sublimations, Menken said,
"This, plainly enough, is buncombe. The chiropractic therapeutics rest upon the doctrine that the way to get rid of such "pinches" is to climb upon a table and submit to a heroic pummeling by a retired piano-mover."xx


Ademola Emmanuel
Tom Cole you can't even fight a lion or bear, how can you fight God????...No one can fight with God, he created not just human but also the universe.... Well, you will come to a reality when he's ready to get you.... You may not believe but, God is real
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God is a ridiculous superstition for gullible simpletons. He's not any more real than a flying magical purple porcupine. If he IS real, however, he'd better look out when he runs into ME. I plan to throw his his useless, brainless, smelly hind end into the fires of his own HELL along with his hideous, unwashed idiot of a son, Jeezus the Dope. How the two will scream and BEG FOR MERCY. "Mercy?" I'll say. "You two scumbags are just getting a dose of your own nasty medicine! How do those two flaming tree limbs feel shoved up there into your nether regions, you two creeps? They must feel REAL GOOD. You just messed with the wrong guy!"

Ademola Emmanuel
Tom Cole well, Jesus came to save lives and told us what will befall people who are not saved. Hell is for Satan, his angels and people who don't believe in God.... God gave us law to follow, failure to do that leads to punishment. Every country has a law that guilds them, failure to do so lead to punishment which can be prison or death in some cases....
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Ademola Emmanuel Jesus runs a torture chamber for not joining his team. I don't join the team of an utterly immortal torturing PIG like Jesus. Why don't you make a nice torture chamber in your basement for YOUR kids, Ademola, if they don't obey? Be like Jesus, torture boy. The UN would send TANKS to stop Jesus the Depraved from burning people ALIVE. But religion makes people take the side of torturing PERVERTS. What kind of a pervert SIDES with torturing perverts? Some people need only look in the mirror for the answer. Thank goodness he's is only an idiot's delusion. And as I say, If Jesus shows up, he'd better stay away from ME cause I'll do to him what he threatens to do to me and everyone else in the world who doesn't have ADEMOLA's religion. You don't have ADEMOLA's religion? It's hell for you. NICE MORAL FOUNDATION. You no got ADEMOLA's religion? You bad. No smart like ADEMOLA. You go helly welly. 


 
I ridicule the beliefs of the KKKlan the SAME way. Yet, if you ridicule MY supernatural beliefs, you've crossed the line. Wah! Blasphemy. I can ridicule ANY stinking belief that I freaking WANT to. The religious have been murdering each other and each other's children for endless centuries over WHO CROSSED THE LINE and still we DASSN'T ridicule such idiocy? Religion has long got a PASS that they don't deserve and that NO ONE ELSE enjoys. Those who don't get this pass must grant it the them at gunpoint or traditionally at the point of a sword. The poster started this by poking everyone in the eye on purpose with idiotic belief in a giant, irritable, murderous pixie.


 
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Talk Heathen remark of mine citing fallacies/fallacy:

All the same worthless fallacies from theists. Argument from Personal Incredulity. Useless.  Shifting of the burden of truth. Useless. Russell's Teapot.  Useless. Appeal to Probability. Useless. The preposterous circular reasoning of begging the question. Never ANY argument. Just fallacy. Never a shred of credible evidence. Just wish thinking and meandering woo woo talk leading nowhere. Fallacy isn't an argument.







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Garfunkel and Oates the Sex God Can't See
A VAGINA IN MY FACE GARFUNKEL AND OATES
A Vagina in my Face

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Our Dark Epiphany of 2016. We discovered our own naiveté, our foolish trusting assumption that those who walked among us were good people when they weren't. Trump told them, "Just look at ME! See? You can TOO express your secret inner pig!" And they were thrilled and seduced and outed themselves forever. They've taken off their MAGA hats in a vain effort to crawl back into hiding what they are. But we now know, and their self-inflicted wound is that they know we know and they can never change that.

GAYS MUST BE PUT TO DEATH
Leviticus 20:13 states, "If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads".


WOMEN MUST MARRY THEIR RAPIST
Deuteronomy 22:28–29 reads like this:
If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

YOU CAN BEAT YOUR SLAVES BECAUSE THEY ARE YOUR PROPERTY
Exodus 21:20-21
New International Version
20 “Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, 21 but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property.

YOU CAN OWN PEOPLE AS PROPERTY
Leviticus 25:45  46
45You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property.

New International Version
“’Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves.

YOU CAN BEQUEATH YOUR SLAVES TO YOUR CHILDREN
46You can bequeath them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.

REBELLIOUS CHILDREN MAY BE STONED TO DEATH
Deuteronomy 21:18-22:30
New King James Version
The Rebellious Son
18 “If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and who, when they have chastened him, will not heed them, 19 then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city, to the gate of his city. 20 And they shall say to the elders of his city, ‘This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious; he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.’ 21 Then all the men of his city shall stone him to death with stones; so you shall put away the evil from among you, and all Israel shall hear and fear.

JESUS THREATENS ETERNAL TORTURE OF THE DEAD IN FIRE
Jesus spoke of hell as “eternal fire” (Matt. 25:41) and “eternal punishment” (Matt. 25:46). In Matthew 25:46, the same word—eternal—is used to describe eternal life for the righteous and the eternal punishment of hell for the unrighteous. According to Jesus, hell will be eternal.



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He pasted Hillary bashing shit on MY PAGE and I defriended him.
This right-wing crackpot garbage is bad enough. Post that lunacy on Spracale's page? No manners even. What would you expect from the fan of a oft-accused child rpst and convicted sexual assaulter and depraved pervert, cop-killing pathological liar, life-time loser, criminal, and moron who can'read a page of English and understand it?


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Jesus quote edited so he doesn't get to make his ghastly point.
37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’
40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
HERE'S WHERE JESUS GETS CUT OFF BY BELIEVERS WHEN THEY QUOTE. SOUNDS SWEET, DOESN'T IT? BUT THEY DON'T LET HIM GET TO HIS DEPRAVED PUNCH LINE WHERE HE SAYS IF YOU DIDN'T TO IT TO OTHERS YOU DIDN'T DO IT TO HIM AND I'M GONNA FRY YOU—BURN YOU FOREVER IN HELL, YOU MF!
45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did NOT do for one of the least of these, you did NOT do for me.’
46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment.....




Meet Nick the Nut, Appendage-shy Evangelist and Foam-flecked Loon

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WEIRD GUY HUG BICYCLE BIKE LUNATIC BUM TAKE MY PICTURE.

The law of noncontradiction:
IDENTITY, NONCONTRADICTION, AND EXCLUDED MIDDLE
A=A
A DOES NOT EQUAL NOT A
EVERYTHING IS EITHER A OR NOT A

identity, non contradiction, and excluded middle
According to the law of identity, if a statement is true, then it must be true.
The law of non-contradiction states that it is not possible for a statement to
be true and false at the same time in the exact same manner. Finally, the law
of the excluded middle says that a statement has to be either true or false.



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CHRIST'S CRACK PIPE


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LOOK BELOW. YOU'D HAVE TO BE AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT TO BELIEVE THIS NONSENSE.
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POSTED THIS FOR BACK TO HEALTH OF ANTHEM who called me at 7:06 AM and woke me up.
 I POSTED THIS FOR BACK TO HEALTH OF ANTHEM who called me at 7:06 AM and woke me up.

I only go to REAL doctors not pretend ones. Chiropractic, a ridiculous fraud and wholesale charlatanry, was invented by a 19th century loon named Daniel Palmer who went around trying to heal people with magnets. He got the magic secrets of Chiropractic from one Dr. Atkins who had been dead for decades but no fear; Palmer got the secrets from Atkins at a SEANCE!  There's a spirit named Innate and poor little Innate gets stuck in spines and must be set free to do his magic cures. The invisible and nonexistent "sublimations" that trap him must be treated. X-rays reveal them to chiroquacks who clearly have x-ray vision as no real doctors can see them.

As Menken said:
"This preposterous quackery flourishes lushly in the back reaches of the Republic, and begins to conquer the less civilized folk of the big cities. As the old-time family doctor dies out in the country towns, with no competent successor willing to take over his dismal business, he is followed by some hearty blacksmith or ice-wagon driver, turned into a chiropractor in six months, often by correspondence.

Of sublimations, Menken said,

"This, plainly enough, is buncombe. The chiropractic therapeutics rest upon the doctrine that the way to get rid of such "pinches" is to climb upon a table and submit to a heroic pummeling by a retired piano-mover."
READ ABOUT CHIROQUACKS IN CHAPTER SIX HERE:
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I wonder how many people died of Covid thinking they were protected from airborne viruses as this ridiculous Quack Medicine has been so long advertised by Airborne. CVS calls theirs AIR SHIELD apparently because it shields you from airborne viruses. USELESS. Vitamin C? Linus Pauling died a long time ago—after he went completely mad. Vitamin C is good if you have SCURVY. CVS should never be allowed to live down the shame of selling QUACK medicine like Airborne that apart from MANUFACTURING their own version. Oh, it was invented by a SCHOOL TEACHER so she wouldn't catch colds. Just laughable if it weren't unethical. That was Airborne's FALSE ADVERTISING. It doesn't prevent colds OR COVID. Period. If you just put a disclaimer on the box saying everything on it is nonsense and you're home free. Unfortunately, misleading the public in health issues is unethical. Some companies will do ANYTHING for money. More than a million people died of COVID in the US. Airshield? You can't get more unethical than this.


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RULES FOR BEATING YOUR SLAVE...JUST SO THEY DON'T DIE IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.


HERE ARE THE RULES ON BEATING YOUR SLAVES FROM THE BOOK OF HORRORS.
Audio Crossref Comm Hebrew

 
New International Version
but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property.
New Living Translation
But if the slave recovers within a day or two, then the owner shall not be punished, since the slave is his property.

English Standard Version
But if the slave survives a day or two, he is not to be avenged, for the slave is his money.

Berean Standard Bible
However, if the servant gets up after a day or two, the owner shall not be punished, since the servant is his property.

King James Bible
Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
New King James Version

Notwithstanding, if he remains alive a day or two, he shall not be punished; for he is his property.

New American Standard Bible
If, however, the slave survives a day or two, no vengeance shall be taken; for the slave is his property.

NASB 1995
“If, however, he survives a day or two, no vengeance shall be taken; for he is his property.



AMERICAN EDUCATION
When I was in high school here in Arizona, the foreign exchange students were amazed. We've got NOTHING like this back home, they'd say. Orchestra, marching band, chemistry labs, wood shop, metal shop, musical stage productions with an orchestra in the pit, sports, dance. Americans with their "lousy" education often lead the world in science, technology, art, movies, and lots more. Silicon Valley is American. I still think American Education is about second to none now and everyone in the world comes HERE to study. Why the self flagellation all the time? We bad! My school in Kentucky as a child was pretty good too. Segregated then, but then we moved WEST where it was really integrated and progressive.


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What? And let out all of my pigeons???


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CHT??
I appreciate it when someone makes a vanity plate in my honor. It's often done but TOO often while they get my year of birth 1951 correct, they seem to reverse the order of my initials. It's THC Thomas Hascall Cole—not CHT Cole Hascall Thomas. SHEESH.
  

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The Facebook Unimprovement Team is hard at work as usual. After a colossal effort, they just re-designed the notifications icon which makes no sense as a bell anyhow. I'm real proud of them. It looks like a helmet or an upside down kettle now. Nice work.




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They said I'd been bad before too but didn't say why or when. I get full service back in a month and a half.


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THEY'RE NOT ANALOGIES, YOU IDIOT.



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THE LEAST OF MY BRETHREN
BY JESUS
It's shocking how Jesus is quoted and is cut off before he gets to the ghastly punch line he's headed for. It's always, "Those who do this to the least of my brethren do it to me." Sounds sweet, but he's been deliberately cut off before he can finish is depraved punchline that those who DIDN'T do it to them didn't do it to ME and I will roast them for all eternity in my fiery torture chamber ha! ha! ha!:

"45 He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’
46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

Yuck! Yuckity yuck! Ha ha!
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Shannon Q proves she's Canadian--twice!
A lot of people don't know why



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TOTALLY WEIRD PEOPLE, QUACKS, CRACKPOTS, AND LOONS!

Realtor Scammers

FASCISTS AND RACISTS





See the Check we wrote to a FAKE music teacher
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MORE MUSIC SCAM CHECK 1959
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Serial Rapist Bill Cosby
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Michael Morris dumb ass politician redneck in Arizona as State Senator. Don't need fake progressives, fake democrats; we've already got Kristen Sinema.

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Michael Morris dumb ass politician redneck in Arizona running for State Senator. Don't need fake progressives, fake democrats; we've already got Kyrsten Sinema, REPUBLICAN PLANT.


FOOD REVOLUTION NETWORK QUACK! QUACK!

UNITED AIRLINES FUN JOKES

CLICK PICTURE TO SEE HOW
YOUR OWN CLASSMATES WOULD
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ALIEN CULT OF THE WHITE BUNNY AKA NANDO CONEJO OR NANDO COTTONTAIL!

Typical Clueless Christian Puts a Cross on the Sign of the Jewish Congresswoman who was shot.


Fan Club President who is a Troubled Individual NOT ONLINE

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Quack who says he is a great big hero, but I don't believe him for a second. NOT ONLINE

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CLICK THE PICTURE TO LEARN OF AN ODIOUS WOMAN WHO HURT MY FEELINGS IN 1956!


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Professional appearance is important even when you have any talent. This is very interesting but needs password NOT ONLINE


Wine Nazi!

Pray for Each other on Facebook? Oh Barf!

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Another Unwholesome Posting by the Same Person
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 EMOTICOM FOOL
EMOTICOM BARFING MAN
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HOME SCHOOL RAP AND ASIMOV STORY

WILLIAM F BUCKLEY JR. AND AYN RAND

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CHIROQUACKTRIC MAGIC WAND NOT ONLINE
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Three Kinds of Quackery
Chiropractic, Palm Reading, and Acupuncture
 
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PLAGIARIZING MALAYSIANS PUBLISH DAD'S BOOK WITHOUT EVEN A POLITE NOTE INFORMING HIM OF THE PROJECT. NOR WAS HE TO SHARE IN THE PROCEEDS TO THE EXTENT OF A SINGLE PENNY.
Click to see bootlegged books:
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LIST OF GRAMMAR ITEMS, THE DOZEN OR SO THINGS THEY KNOW WHICH AIN'T MUCH
1. its VS it's
2. your VS you're
3. there VS their VS they're
4. affect VS effect
5. lose VS loose
6. who's VS whose
7. weather VS whether
8. then VS than
9. to VS too VS two
10. were VS we're
11. split infinitive (which is not an error).
12. can I VS may I (can I is never incorrect as they say)
13.  few/fewer VS. less

GO TO THE GRAMMAR NAZI BAKER'S DOZEN PAGE!

GRAMMERLY, WORLD'S WORST GRAMMAR SITE

ELEMENTS OF STYLE 50 YEARS OF STUPID GRAMMAR ADVICE


SOME LOVABLE CRANKS
Phil King
Orfeo M. Angelucci
Cedric Allingham
Weird but Lovable Street Person Tucson
Harold Sherman
James Hampton
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I met him, and I LIKED him! And I agreed with him!
"Kiss, don't kill," he said, "You'll make more friends that way!"


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HARLAN ELLISON AND TED WHITE STORY--VERY INTERESTING

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Plaster Man Victoria BC August 2017


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CLICK HERE FOR HAMPTON PAGE

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Judge Judy Girl who's always on the show looking left. I wonder how much they pay her? Here's a closeup.

My six-foot-six imposter from Calgary, Alberta


Oh my God!
     I got my driver's license renewed in 2016, and have to live with the picture until I'm 75. At least the front cover art for the next edition of Ernest Thompson Seton's book is ready for press. Click to view. Also Read about SNARL PANT my invisible nemesis!
 


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Fun one here:
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Mystery Coat Rack on the Front of My House.
FACEBOOK COMMENT ON THIS AND A POEM AS WELL!

What gives?
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TWO MORE SUN LAKES MYSTERIES!
The Golf Ball Impact Enigma
The Tree Trimmer's Fate

Yes, it is true that Herb Jeffries, Duke Ellington's lead singer, did have blue eyes. Too black to be in the white bands, he nonetheless had to use makeup to be black enough for the black orchestras.

Herb Jeffries

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November 2004

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November 2004

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In the 1980s sometime

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The Huddle and the Purple Pit

Sun Lakes Apostrophe Alley

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A SHOPPING LIST 9/10/2016
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NO CRACK WHORES NEED APPLY

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It will hypnotize you!

The Yucca here was photographed on 11/11/11 as was this clock, another oddity:

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Who is John Galt? Remember this graffiti that used to be everywhere?

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Above, the disappointing, Kohoutec-like appearance of Halley’s Comet in January of 1986 at Estero Morúa, Mexico




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I LOVE RED RUM

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Eerie and sad picture of time gone by. Swings for children at Flagstaff House May 2017


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Weird Bullet I Found
CLICK CLICK the bullet for discussion.


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From Patagonia June 2017

Rattlesnake Avoidance Training for
Your Dog

THE MEANING OF LIFE
Once a man told his son that he had in his youth met a guru who told him the meaning of life. He told the son that he must seek out the guru for himself and find him wherever he was so that he, too, could learn the meaning of life.

The son traveled to all corners of the earth looking for the guru. After fifty years he finally came across an old guru on a mountain crag in Tibet.

"You are he, are you not?" he asked the guru. "You are the one who told my father the meaning of life."

"Yes," said the old guru. "I told him and he said that one day his son would come and seek me out."

"Then, tell me, guru!" cried the man. "Tell me the meaning of life."

"Ah, my child," said the guru. "The meaning of life is a flowing river."

"What?" replied the man exasperated. "Are you kidding? I've traveled the earth for fifty years in search of you just to have you tell me that the meaning of life is a flowing river?"

The guru blanched. "You mean it isn't?" he said.


I read Gabriel García Marquez's first book, RELATO DE UN NÁUFRAGO about a Colombian guy (Luís Alejandro Velasco) on a destroyer that sank and he had to float around in a rowboat forever. Here he is afterwards showing where he floated. He couldn't speak English but he had an American girlfriend when he was stationed in Alabama. She was named Mary Address. Weird name.


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DEPRAVED PERVERT INDICTED:

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Tom Cole
Who IS this loquacious individual? I personally don't like what he says: "I see my fellow humans as god." Oh, barf. Excuse me while I hurl. He's conducting the conversation on the same low level that theists do. "I will not argue that I am right." Why the hell not? It's all just conciliatory brown nosing, saccharine twaddle with no substance. How is this a "Simple explanation why you have to be an atheist?" There's nothing about that here in this non-communication and sugar and kisses. He makes NO case for anything and explains nothing. He is apparently so afraid, cowed by the religious all he does is flatter them and repeatedly kiss their hind ends. Nothing to learn here from this vapid blather. I don't need this RAMBLING, unfocused, pandering kind of individual on my team.
Just my opinion.


Sujay Singh
That's some top shelf cliche apologetic views.
How difficult is to see people as people!?


Muralidharan Thiyagarajan
Author
Sujay Singh someone helping you at the crucial time and critical time you won't see them as people. It's a more accurate way of crediting them special. Nothing wrong in that.


Sujay Singh
Muralidharan Thiyagarajan
Our propensity to want to be compared to gawd in itself is narcissistic.
I too help a lot, donate often as I can; doesn't make me gawd.
Gawd is antithesis to humans while we're trying to make this world a better place.
Anybody can do anything if one is omniscient n omnipresent.
With limited ability we're above gawds.
Let's tag eachother who we are than a false idea.

Muralidharan Thiyagarajan
Author
Sujay Singh sometimes you can't take your tooth which is troubling wholesome. You have to take it little by little. Being blasphemous doens't make atheists great. He is not being blasphemous trying to make people to understand what's actually called as God.

Tom Cole
Muralidharan Thiyagarajan Oh, just what we need; another injunction against blasphemy, against free speech. Blasphemy is just stating the obvious about religion. It's blasphemy because if a word of it is true, the pious lose everything: paradise, seeing grandma in Candyland, or whatever. And throughout history their poor little feelings have been SO hurt by blasphemy that they burn people at the stake and so on. It's very important to ridicule bad ideas but, as always, it's argued that people with bad religious beliefs have SPECIAL RIGHTS and we dassn't express any opposition to them. Nice pitch against free speech; thank you very much.

No, the cowed and concilliatory Vijay Sethupathi is certainly NOT being blasphemous; he's being a pandering weasel because he's afraid. Who gives people holy water and who DRINKS it when it's given to them? Weird, meaningless, mollifying twaddle.

Oh, and JUST what we need; ANOTHER smartypants numbskull "trying to make people (to) understand what's actually called (as) God" as if it mattered or anyone cared. Sethupathi's blather is unintelligible and unintelligent just as everyone else's is when they try to explain hogwash.

And yet this nincompoop is SO unfocussed that he can't be said to be trying to explain anything specific at all. But it's claimed that this cliché boy is giving "a simple explanation why you have to be an atheist" when he does absolutely nothing of the kind. THEN somehow it's claimed that this rambling klutz is explaining how to understand what is meant by god. But it's UNTRUE also. He does nothing of the kind. Why not just say he's giving instructions on how to tune a piano?



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June 19, 2024




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I didn't even report this obscene post and it was deleted pretty fast.


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They sing pretty well. Some people say the album cover is fake I think.



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  City Bats in the Rain
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WHAT AN ODD
AND EERIE
HAPPENSTANCE


Dig this:

   Oh, the most interesting thing happened today. It's a little eerie. Take a look at this photo of me in the tent at Mammoth Cave, Kentucky on April 5, 1958 a couple of months before we moved to Arizona. I just found it a couple of days ago. Well, I got my digitalized home movies back today and in one of them I saw myself in the tent at Mammoth Cave. I said, "Oh, my parents took movies that day as well." Then, I see my sister Wendy walk up and take my picture! It was the picture I only just two days before had found.

     Not only do I have the picture but also a video of it being taken FIFTY-EIGHT YEARS AGO.
How rich and abundant life is.
AND NOW...
    I digitalized the home movies and saw a picture of me with an old favorite coat of mine and realized I still had the one of the buttons!  I had saved it from the coat for fifty-eight years. Here it is:

 And here I am wearing it in 1957!


And what about THIS button (below)? Is it the one on the coats here? I clearly remember the buttons as being black with an anchor in the middle, but there is one that seems lighter in color.




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KENTUCKY FETISH SPELLING TEST

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NOW THIS IS INTERESTING. ON THE BACK OF THIS PHOTO DAD DRAWS A SAGUARO EXACTLY AS HE DID IN 1926
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE SAGUARO DRAWINGS

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Manly Men, Manly Women
and their Manly Man Guns


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Go to Thomas Henry Hascall page

CLICK PHOTO TO VIEW WART REPORT.
WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T FIND WORTHWHILE PROJECTS LITERARY AND SCIENTIFIC TO FILL YOUR DAY?

EYE WART STUDY
OLEANDERS


My Eyes

CLICK THE IMAGE BELOW TO VIEW WIRE ART,
JUNK ART, ARTE DE CHATARRA—JUST ONE EXAMPLE




click to see nice graffiti

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Click the picture to go see my Casino Guitar in NORWAY.

Is this Raymond Tungesvik?

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Look at me. All alone. About as socialized
as Romulus and Remus.

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Me on wrestling team. It doesn't go here except that it's weird because I hated sports then as now, but I need to save the picture somewhere quickly.


Gnarled Tree
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Here's someone's writing that is a little on the unusual side Atheist Christmas Dinner.html

Dad's Weird Letter Like Thing Called Jughead Jones

Cyber Pal Cyberpal Issue

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October 2007
The doctor told me this was not gout related. Oh, what does HE know?


HALLUCIGENIA


THIS WAS NO CRACKPOT BUT THE GREATEST ORATOR OF ALL TIME:

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Burroughs' Back to the Stone Age:
      Von Horst breathed a sigh of relief as he wiped the perspiration from his forehead. "What a world!" he muttered, wondering how man had survived amidst such savage surroundings. Farther down the little valley he now saw many animals grazing. There were deer and antelope and the great, shaggy bos so long extinct upon the outer crust. Among them were little, horse-like creatures, no larger than a fox terrier, resembling the Hyracotherium of the Eocene, early progenitors of the horse, which but added to the amazing confusion of birds, mammals, and reptiles of various eras of the evolution of life on the outer crust.
January 18, 2014

Editor:

I enjoyed Andrew Curry’s article “Tales from the Pit” in the January issue. I found a bit of extra interest in the article as I read the words “fox terrier” to describe the size of Eocene horses. I remember reading with interest Stephen Jay Gould’s essay, “The Case of the Creeping Fox Terrier Clone” in his book Bully for Brontosaurus, in which he disputes the accuracy of the fox terrier size comparison.
It is no criticism of the author of the fine article on fossils to take notice of the remarkable power of the phrase coined by Fairfield Osborn (1857-1935) and to marvel that it should be possessed of such longevity and ubiquity without regard to its accuracy.
I happen to like Edgar Rice Burroughs, the author of Tarzan of the Apes and remember  his 1937 book, Back to the Stone age, in which the protagonist gazes upon the fauna of the land of Pellucidar among which, Burroughs writes, “were little, horse-like creatures, no larger than a fox terrier.”
Alas, as Gould writes in his essay:
The latest estimate I have seen for the body size of Hyracotherium (MacFadden, 1986) ... cites a weight of some twenty-five kilograms, or fifty-five pounds.
Lassie come home!

Tom Cole



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Two Arizona Snowmen

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COUGAR AWAITS HUMAN PREY
PATAGONIA, ARIZONA JULY 2017

I break my beloved beer goblet July 17, 2017

SEE FUNNY BEER LABEL

Professor Von Schnodly, the world-famous physicist was leading a lucky group of people on a tour of the new observatory. The professor pointed to a gigantic telescope pointing out through the open roof under a starry sky. "This ladies and gentlemen,” he said. "Is the best telescope that currently exists. It can not only detect distant stars but possibly distant planets. Through the use of this device we can see developing new galaxies and stars and predict faraway events such as supernovae as well as events more near to home so to speak such as asteroid strikes on the earth. Under the proper conditions a telescope like this has not only astronomical uses but meteorological as well. In plainer words it could even predict hurricanes and other weather events. And speaking of which, we had best hurry through the tour because it is going to rain within the next twenty minutes!"
"Gosh, professor," someone said. "How can you tell?"
"My corn hurts."



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Yeah, as a matter of fact there IS something wrong with the room. It’s just about perfect for bums—but not for me!

PASTOR GOES TO SEE THE CARAVAN. CHERRY PICKS
LEVITICUS


I'm a Roman Cowboy

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The Following Program is Brought to You in Living Color




As a kid I saw a condom machine in a gas station bathroom whose printed message "For the prevention of disease only" had been changed to "For the event of ease only." I googled and found that this was common or maybe this is the same machine.



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FOR COMPARATIVE STUDY
FFRF'S POST:

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MY POST:

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My FB account is restricted for another 12 days or so. You see, my brother and I were discussing some of our classmates in the 60s and what they (guys and gals as well) would scream at us when we grew our hair a little long. They used to call us "a bundle of sticks or twigs bound together as fuel." I very foolishly quoted them in the conversation and now I am forever branded as a hateful you-know-what-kind-of-phobe. But I was...er...AGAINST the use of the word! The same thing happened when I simply quoted the orange creature as a horrible example; I was immediately punished for "hate speech." But I was AGAINST the hate speech!
Facebook BOTS cannot understand ANY context, so there are probably as many innocent bystanders punished as real offenders.
When I think of Mr. Zuckerburg's creation I am reminded of the words of Mr. Spock:
"Gentlemen, I suggest that we desist from talking about whether or not we should have gone after the creature. The question has been rendered moot; the creature is now after us."




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Steve frizzell



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11_11_11 DITSWORTH'S WATCH IN THE SUPERSTITIONS

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OPINIONS ABOUT WEIRD PEOPLE, QUACKS, CRACKPOTS, AND LOONS


SCAM CALL I WIN FIVE MILLION

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Apple's Idiotic Automatic by Language Spellchecker for Pages 10

Apathetic Jabberwocky

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It's a Dry Heat

JESUS TUMOR


TELEPHONE SCAM LEGAL ACTION AGAINST ME!

Share if you think sunrise should be at the same time every day!

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Tom Cole Impostor 1

Tom Cole Impostor 2


 


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CASA BAR May 11, 2020 reopening too early and people spreading the coronavirus

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TOAST BIRCHERS

Spanish President, an Idiot

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HOW TO DEAL WITH ROBOCALLS

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Strange Incident Number Three (From Parece que fuera ayer

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Shredded Wheat

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ICONS IN THE MACINTOSH DOCK

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Possibly the WORST QUIZ ever written.

ONE OF THESE THINGS DOESN'T BELONG

THINK EN ESPANISH! NOT ONLINE

Stem Cell Quackery from Juice Beauty NOT ONLINE

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Not considered as good food. Japanese love it.

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Trolling Facebook AdvertisersNOT ONLINE

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Walk this way, Sir.
(If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the corn starch.)

Radisson Heathrow Review August 14, 2019

Facebook Discussion of Race

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GO TO PERSONAL SNOPES SEARCHES
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Build the Ship!
The orange creature poked the giant glands of the Amygdala People and they knew only fear and nothing however ridiculous on the very face of it could change them.

This above is banned from Facebook as Hate Speech. They have a list of people you can't criticize but racists and white supremacists are not on it. IT'S SATIRE and they don't GET it. Can't read well. It's an anti-hate immigrants and anti
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John Lennon and I at the Statue of Liberty.

COOL SIGN: Adiós Amigos Click here to see Phoenix 1950s Leaving Phoenix via Van Buren and heading east towards Tempe, mid-1950s.

Children Firing Military Weapons


Ghostly Images
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I dreamed that Mark Twain and I were chatting in Missouri. He told me the word "catsup" came originally from the words "corn syrup."

Like this:

corn syrup  c's'up

c's'up  catsup

Click for the dumb meme.


Click Here to See Weight Loss Role Models at Sun Lakes. They are inspirations to me and so this is not fat shaming! I guess.



MENCKEN ON CHIROPRACTIC QUACKERY

AUDIO MASTERING TASTE TEST
TAKE THE PEPSI CHALENGE
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Nike Tom with Star Trek Shirt

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Nike Captain Kirk

MENCKEN ON DEAD GODS

CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS GONE WRONG





Bad English Spelling at American Border
todo el traffico
My CAT knows there aren't double F's in Spanish.
Needs accent too of course:
Todo el Tráfico
HERE IT IS AGAIN NOV 3, 2019

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This albino ringed turtle dove has been on my cards for DECADES AND DECADES! SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON. ¡HAY GATO ENCERRADO!
CLICK TO SEE THOUGHTS ON THE WEIRD DOVE. SOMETHING IS NEFARIOUS GOING ON WITH RESPECT TO IT!



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Dust Storms May Exist


Roberto with a Halo

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Heterochromia Tale

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Id the thug.

OLD NOTE TO MYSELF REGARDING PLANET COMMANDOS

Tom Hascall's Dead Cow Story

My Bestest Friend the Snakefly Insect
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ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS

CAPE BUFFALO POOP AND TSE-TSE FLY

Messy Tessie Garbage Pail Kids
Weird Arizona Town Names

Idiot blowhard no-nothing "news" man who hasn't read a sentence of history typical CHAMBERLAIN fits all reference.

https://youtu.be/QAjKUBTR9lU

PRESTON LONG'S INTRO

George Carlin on Abortion and "Pro-Life"

COWBOY ART ISN'T ART

PLAYFUL OPINION ABOUT THE BASHAS

ELEMENTS OF STYLE 50 YEARS OF STUPID GRAMMAR ADVICE

SMUG meme baker's dozen
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McCartney's video http://www.meat.org/


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ZOMBIE MESSIAH
QUACK MEDICINE
Message to Anti-Vaxxers

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See Elizabeth's Grave (Died of Menningitis at 17 years and 6 days)


BLACKHEAD ADVERTISEMENT


Charles Atlas

Airborne Snake Oil

This is from Mencken (Above)

Chiropractic Magic Wand (see Odious Cranks)

Cancer Centers of America Quackery

Nopalea-related Facebook Comment on INFLAMMATION

JUST WEIRD STUFF HERE

FACE ON MARS! MUST SEE TO BELIEVE!!

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LOCH MESS


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IT'S BILLY TIPTON AND SOMEONE TOOK THIS RECORD AND I'M PISSED BECAUSE IT IS SUPER SUPER RARE AND I CAN'T FIND A COPY ANYWHERE EXCEPT ON EBAY ONCE AND SOME SCHMUCK OUT-BID ME!!!
UPDATE: I FINALLY HAVE IT!\
AND I'M MAKING A BILLY TIPTON SITE! HERE IT IS!
BILLY TIPTON PLAYS HI-FI ON PIANO

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Christmas Arizona Snowman
Saturday has an alternate spelling in February

COYOTE SCAT?

XRAYS OF MY TEETH

THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON

Old Grandad
Old Grandad Close-up

Almighty God

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Most uncomfortable ESL teachers of all.

Punctuation is not a part of grammar.

Lord of the Rings VS. Atlas Shrugged
How's Ayn Rand for a Loon?

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Clara Bow Believe it or not:'
Bee Leaf It Oar Knot

First Digital Video Clip I Ever Saw


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Lion in Front of the House

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Indian Head Mountain

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Signs of Life

Diagramming Sentences

John Lennon and I


Additional books from the crackpot section of my library including the search for Bridey Murphy.

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Weight Loss Page

Teenagers from Outer Space Giant Crawdads

Air Pump Faces

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Me at Yeat's Grave in Ireland

Bird Name Folly

Lumpy Saguaro

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1950s Dirty Drawings at South Mountain Park


My Beloved Fan

My beloved clipboard

GHOSTLY PIGEONS

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Eerie Photo Developed decades after taken of me on the last day of school and it's like looking into a window to the past and it seems like only yesterday.

Related to Home School Quacks It's my opinion as the preface to Asimov's THE FUN THEY HAD

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I live with a pigeon
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EERIE HYEROGLYPHS AT SUN LAKES

DANGEROUS MONSTER MEDUSA AT SUN LAKES

Strange Structure in Mazatlán, México (NOTE FRIGATE BIRD)


OLDEST STYROFOAM COOLER IS THROWN OUT FINALLY AFTER TWENTY-FIVE YEARS

MY WHITE TENNIS SHOES

¡Usted puede ser más inteligente de lo que cree!
Which is similar to...
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and similar to:
Two Women

CONCESSIONS

Stealing a Bass

Cabrones Trabajando Funny January 2006 Photo from Mexico

Mormon Temple.html

THIS IS A PRICKLY, UNPLEASANT, AND ANGRY COMMENT I MADE ON FACEBOOK
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Silly Rant of Mine on Facebook for Fun

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Ghostly picture of Jeff and Tom Ditsworth (I think) with my beloved telescope.

Perrito de Nieve Ajo Arizona Street Sign

My Iguana

Fairy Ring of Mushrooms August 23, 2012

How to play craps. I kept these directions in my wallet(s) for twenty years or maybe twenty-nine years and never played the game even once.

Beatles Class.html

Gummed Photo Holders.html

I DEFY MEXICAN THREAT WITH SKULL WEARING A BERET. I WEAR A HAT THAT'S RIDING A LITTLE HIGH.

I Hurt My Leg! Just a Picture
How I Hurt My Leg Story and More!

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 BIRD ARTICLE I LIKED IN ITASCA

MISSPELLED FACEBOOK GRAPHIC POSTERS

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Gambel's Quail with Two Topknots

My Eyes

Poor Dead Animals.html

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Popular Mechanics and Popular Science Magazines

Strange Spanish Accent for a 24-year-old

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TV Guide from Dad to Tiny Tommy.jpg

A Whirled Cup but one one got the joke

Weird; I found earrings in the street. A burglary?

Mystery Photo

Weird Lunch Truck

Weird Landscaping Truck

Weird Sign at Estero Morúa, México

MY BIRD NOTEBOOKS


CATS IN BAGS CLICK HERE!

México Lindo y Querido

Starship Truthers.html

tweaker.html

My Corn Field 1995 and Squash

An interesting EVENT
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sereno.jpg This is the paper a guy gave me with the address of my room and the directions to go to the square and holler "Sereno!" and a guy would come with the keys to let me in and walk me home. 1975 SPAIN.


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ANT LIONS OF COURSE


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TOTALLY WEIRD PEOPLE, QUACKS, CRACKPOTS, AND LOONS!

Realtor Scammers

FASCISTS AND RACISTS
 





See the Check we wrote to a FAKE music teacher
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MORE MUSIC SCAM CHECK 1959
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Haboob Tempe Fascist Pigs

Serial Rapist Bill Cosby
In Allah We Trust
 
AMYGDALA


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Michael Morris dumb ass politician redneck in Arizona as State Senator.
Don't need fake progressives,
fake democrats; we've already got Kristen Sinema.

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Michael Morris dumb ass politician redneck in Arizona running for State Senator.
Don't need fake progressives, fake
democrats; we've already got Kyrsten Sinema, REPUBLICAN PLANT.


FOOD REVOLUTION NETWORK QUACK! QUACK!

UNITED AIRLINES FUN JOKES

CLICK PICTURE TO SEE HOW
YOUR OWN CLASSMATES WOULD
TREAT YOU.

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ALIEN CULT OF THE WHITE BUNNY AKA NANDO CONEJO OR NANDO COTTONTAIL!

Typical Clueless Christian Puts a Cross on the Sign of the Jewish Congresswoman who was shot.


Fan Club President who is a Troubled Individual NOT ONLINE

Oswald Gruesome Black Humor


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Quack who says he is a great big hero, but I don't believe him for a second. NOT ONLINE

One of These Things Doesn't Belong6.html funny and ONLINE

CLICK THE PICTURE TO LEARN OF AN ODIOUS WOMAN WHO HURT MY FEELINGS IN 1956!


Blackbeard

Fred Rogers Lost One Admirer

Professional appearance is important even when you have any talent. This is very interesting but needs password NOT ONLINE


Wine Nazi!

Pray for Each other on Facebook? Oh Barf!

Unwholesome Facebook Posting
Another Unwholesome Posting by the Same Person
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 EMOTICOM FOOL
EMOTICOM BARFING MAN
EMOTICOM SMILEY FACE

HOME SCHOOL RAP AND ASIMOV STORY

WILLIAM F BUCKLEY JR. AND AYN RAND

DUKE TULLY ARIZONA REPUBLIC COMPLETE LUNATIC

CHIROQUACKTRIC MAGIC WAND NOT ONLINE
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Three Kinds of Quackery
Chiropractic, Palm Reading, and Acupuncture
 
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PLAGIARIZING MALAYSIANS PUBLISH DAD'S BOOK WITHOUT EVEN A POLITE NOTE INFORMING HIM OF THE PROJECT.
NOR WAS HE TO SHARE IN THE PROCEEDS TO THE EXTENT OF A SINGLE PENNY.
Click to see bootlegged books:
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LIST OF GRAMMAR ITEMS, THE DOZEN OR SO THINGS THEY KNOW WHICH AIN'T MUCH
1. its VS it's
2. your VS you're
3. there VS their VS they're
4. affect VS effect
5. lose VS loose
6. who's VS whose
7. weather VS whether
8. then VS than
9. to VS too VS two
10. were VS we're
11. split infinitive (which is not an error).
12. can I VS may I (can I is never incorrect as they say)
13.  few/fewer VS. less

GO TO THE GRAMMAR NAZI BAKER'S DOZEN PAGE!

GRAMMERLY, WORLD'S WORST GRAMMAR SITE

ELEMENTS OF STYLE 50 YEARS OF STUPID GRAMMAR ADVICE


SOME LOVABLE CRANKS
Phil King
Orfeo M. Angelucci
Cedric Allingham
Weird but Lovable Street Person Tucson
Harold Sherman
James Hampton
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I met him, and I LIKED him! And I agreed with him!
"Kiss, don't kill," he said, "You'll make more friends that way!"


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HARLAN ELLISON AND TED WHITE STORY--VERY INTERESTING

Painted man in Ireland 2012


Plaster Man Victoria BC August 2017


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CLICK HERE FOR HAMPTON PAGE

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Judge Judy Girl who's always on the show looking left. I wonder how much they pay her? Here's a closeup.

My six-foot-six imposter from Calgary, Alberta


Oh my God!
     I got my driver's license renewed in 2016, and have to live with the picture until I'm 75. At least the front

 


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Fun one here:
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Mystery Coat Rack on the Front of My House.
FACEBOOK COMMENT ON THIS AND A POEM AS WELL!

What gives?
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TWO MORE SUN LAKES MYSTERIES!
The Golf Ball Impact Enigma
The Tree Trimmer's Fate

Yes, it is true that Herb Jeffries, Duke Ellington's lead singer, did have blue eyes. Too black to be in the white bands,
he nonetheless had to use makeup to be black enough for the black orchestras.

Herb Jeffries

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Movie Screen Band Connection.html

Mermaid 1
November 2004

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November 2004

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In the 1980s sometime

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The Huddle and the Purple Pit

Sun Lakes Apostrophe Alley

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A SHOPPING LIST 9/10/2016
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NO CRACK WHORES NEED APPLY

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It will hypnotize you!

The Yucca here was photographed on 11/11/11 as was this clock, another oddity:

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Who is John Galt? Remember this graffiti that used to be everywhere?

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Above, the disappointing, Kohoutec-like appearance of Halley’s Comet in January of 1986 at Estero Morúa, Mexico



Logbook from the Sea of Cortez 5_10_2015
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I LOVE RED RUM

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Eerie and sad picture of time gone by. Swings for children at Flagstaff House May 2017


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Weird Bullet I Found
CLICK CLICK the bullet for discussion.


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From Patagonia June 2017

Rattlesnake Avoidance Training for
Your Dog

THE MEANING OF LIFE
Once a man told his son that he had in his youth met a guru who told him the meaning of life. He told the son that he must
seek out the guru for himself and find him wherever he was so that he, too, could learn the meaning of life.

The son traveled to all corners of the earth looking for the guru. After fifty years he finally came across an old guru on a mountain crag in Tibet.

"You are he, are you not?" he asked the guru. "You are the one who told my father the meaning of life."

"Yes," said the old guru. "I told him and he said that one day his son would come and seek me out."

"Then, tell me, guru!" cried the man. "Tell me the meaning of life."

"Ah, my child," said the guru. "The meaning of life is a flowing river."

"What?" replied the man exasperated. "Are you kidding? I've traveled the earth for fifty years in search of you just to have
you tell me that the meaning of life is a flowing river?"

The guru blanched. "You mean it isn't?" he said.


I read Gabriel García Marquez's first book, RELATO DE UN NÁUFRAGO about a Colombian guy (Luís Alejandro Velasco)
on a destroyer
that sank and he had to float around in a rowboat forever
. Here he is afterwards showing where he floated. He couldn't speak English but he had an American girlfriend when he was
stationed in Alabama. She was named Mary Address. Weird name.


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DEPRAVED PERVERT INDICTED:

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Tom Cole
Who IS this loquacious individual? I personally don't like what he says: "I see my fellow humans as god." Oh, barf.

Excuse me while I hurl. He's conducting the conversation on the same low level that theists do. "I will not argue that I am right." Why the hell not?
 It's all just conciliatory brown nosing, saccharine twaddle with no substance. How is this a "Simple explanation why you have to be an atheist?"
 There's nothing about that here in this non-communication and sugar and
kisses. He makes NO case for anything and explains nothing. He is apparently so afraid, cowed by the religious all he does is
 flatter them and repeatedly kiss their hind ends. Nothing to learn here from this vapid blather. I don't need this RAMBLING,
unfocused, pandering kind of individual on my team.
Just my opinion.


Sujay Singh
That's some top shelf cliche apologetic views.
How difficult is to see people as people!?


Muralidharan Thiyagarajan
Author
Sujay Singh someone helping you at the crucial time and critical time you won't see them as people. It's a more
accurate way of crediting them special. Nothing wrong in that.


Sujay Singh
Muralidharan Thiyagarajan
Our propensity to want to be compared to gawd in itself is narcissistic.
I too help a lot, donate often as I can; doesn't make me gawd.
Gawd is antithesis to humans while we're trying to make this world a better place.
Anybody can do anything if one is omniscient n omnipresent.
With limited ability we're above gawds.
Let's tag eachother who we are than a false idea.

Muralidharan Thiyagarajan
Author
Sujay Singh sometimes you can't take your tooth which is troubling wholesome. You have to take it little by little. Being blasphemous doens't
make atheists great. He is not being blasphemous trying to make people to understand what's actually called as God.

Tom Cole
Muralidharan Thiyagarajan Oh, just what we need; another injunction against blasphemy, against free speech. Blasphemy is just stating the
obvious about religion. It's blasphemy because if a word of it is true, the pious lose everything: paradise, seeing grandma in Candyland, or

whatever. And throughout history their poor little feelings have been SO hurt by blasphemy that they burn people at the stake and so on.
It's very important to ridicule bad ideas but, as always, it's argued that people with bad religious beliefs have SPECIAL RIGHTS and we
dassn't express any opposition to them. Nice pitch against free speech; thank you very much.

No, the cowed and concilliatory Vijay Sethupathi is certainly NOT being blasphemous; he's being a pandering weasel because he's afraid.
Who gives people holy water and who DRINKS it when it's given to them? Weird, meaningless, mollifying twaddle.

Oh, and JUST what we need; ANOTHER smartypants numbskull "trying to make people (to) understand what's actually called (as) God"
as if it mattered or anyone cared. Sethupathi's blather is unintelligible and unintelligent just as everyone else's is when they try to explain hogwash.

And yet this nincompoop is SO unfocussed that he can't be said to be trying to explain anything specific at all. But it's claimed that this
cliché boy is giving "a simple explanation why you have to be an atheist" when he does absolutely nothing of the kind. THEN somehow
it's claimed that this rambling klutz is explaining how to understand what is meant by god. But it's UNTRUE also. He does nothing of the kind.
Why not just say he's giving instructions on how to tune a piano?



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