Wholesale Chiropractic Quackery as Usual

BREAKTHROUGH INDEED
A Milestone in Quackery
It all came from a seance!

     "Dr." QUACK twice sent me magic wand advertisements that say that now you don't have to be "weary" (sic) about him cracking your poor little ole neck clean off—not no more 'cause he's gots this here metal "ProAdjuster" stick with two capital letters just like MicroSoft.

      It was developed by aviation engineers! That's why with this device, he can make a short field landing over a 50-foot obstacle and land DIRECTLY ON YOUR SPINE! It's remarkable.

Magic Device does about the same thing that chiropractic treatment does -- nothin' at all!
Note: You need not be "WEARY" of spinal adjustment anymore!

READ ABOUT DANIEL PALMER "INVENTOR" OF THIS NONSENSE
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"DR." Hugh Illstrup
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Luckies smoke mild—like an innocent child!
Three Kinds of Quackery
THE PROADJUSTER, A QUACK DEVICE TO DUPE DOPES.
road adjuster?

DR. PETER SUTTON SENDER OF ADS MAKING CLAIMS THAT MY KAT WOULDN'T BELIEVE.
Sun Lakes Chiropractor's ridiculous advertisement.
You may also wish to read what Mencken says about the fraud of chiropractic:
"...climb upon a table and submit to a heroic pummeling by a retired piano-mover."
"Here. READ THIS HILARIOUS MENCKEN! You'll see OTHER quack devices and doodads

CLICK FOR A LARGE VIEW OF THE PREPOSTEROUS CLAIMS MADE IN THESE FATUOUS ADS