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ALL PALINDROMES ARE ALSO TYPED BELOW THESE PICTURES AND THERE ARE MORE. One has many many lines.
PALINDROME SONG CARTOON
         O, Slade, draw an IPA now. Eh? Regal lager he won? A pin awarded also?  I saw raw war.jpg |
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        NO THIS IS NOT A PALINDROME  Taco Cat.jpg |
tortilla ere all it rot
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PALINDROMES Obama Kills Osama Bin Laden Rotor! Rotor! Rotor! Draw on devil god. Snug—level guns! Toot! Toot! Toot! "Wow! Ow! Aaa! To Obama I am a boot!" Aaa! Wow! Ow!" Toot! Toot! Toot! Snug—level guns! Dog lived. Onward! Rotor! Rotor! Rotor! O, Slade, draw an IPA now. Eh? Regal lager he won? A pin awarded also?
working on this one: Pot no meat! Pass tortilla
deserts, ere stressed, all it rots. Sap team on top!God's evil lives, dog! Evil, a live goddamn mad dog! Goddamn mad dog—evil, alive! God's evil lives, dog! July 8, 2017 Yo! Be not a tone boy! Pin strap on leg bad? Dab gel. No parts nip! Evil on a martini? In it ram an olive! 9/1/2013 Ana, nab a banana! 8/13 Neil, a NASA devil, lived as an alien. Rats! Sagan in a gas star? Gandalf, let elf lad nag. God, no pay? Tips lag? No Paradise Cafe defaces Ida! Rap on, gal! Spit! Yap on, dog! (August 19, 2013) No cab bacon Step not on not on, NOT on --- sleepy peels. Not on, not on, NOT on pets! Do get ill, ET, as Sagan in a gas satellite. God! Stun, sit on an alien? Neil, Ana no! Tis nuts! September 3, 2013. Eh? Taboo? Tis but a tub. Sit! Oo! Bathe! 8/28/2013 To Obama I am a boot. 8/27/2013 Nip a dog. A nail on hay--poco? No, it is a taco lot to locate! Sí, No,Tío? No copy. Ah--no, Liana! God! A pin! SEPTEMBER 6, 2015. Step on no pets! I saw raw war, raw war saw I. ELIOT HAS ONE L! DARN! Reviled pupils! Ay! Obey TS Elliot. Toil lest ye, boy a slip-up deliver! Draw Elanor regal lager, Ron ale, Ward. 7/30/2013 Norton, not Ron. I, madam. I saw Norton not Ron. Was I mad? Am I? Norton! Not Ron! 9/4/13 You boy, yo! Buoy! 8/13 Er, is Mel sometimes a semite moslem, Sire? 7/29/2013 Gandalf. Let elf lad nag. Stressed, a nut reviled -- a rat was I! I saw Tara deliver tuna desserts. Won't carter snap? No pals slap on pans! Retract now! No elk raps. Star rats sparkle on. 8/28/2013 This one isn't very good: Aha! may a dog star’s eye pop. Popeyes! Rats! God! A Yamaha! Nor is this one: God atop, see Spot, a dog? Snap no pans! Slap on pots! Step on a wonton spoon. Oops! Not now! A no pets stop. No pals snap on pans! Tis a porter. Ho! Oh retro! Pa, sit! 9/1/2013 Yo! bat! Ata boy! 9/1/2013 (The urban dictionary has ata spelled this way anyway...) No, Rob! Altar boy! Yo brat! Labor on! 9/1/2013 Huddle, meld! Duh! Mullahs? No. We were ere we won, Shallum. Name Sir? Rise Man! Name, sir? See fetal late fees? Rise, man! Ra! Tis an odor. A rod on a sitar. Alone was I ere I saw Enola. 6/18/2017 MY DOG NOODLES WROTE A PALINDROME AND I JUST FOUND IT! Pay? Pay? Pay? On a repo? Cite opera? No! WTF? I gasp in red nets. God's evil lives. Dogs' tender nips, a gift won, are poetic, opera no. Yap! Yap! Yap! 7/29/2013 Yaw, alligator! Rot a gill away! 7/29/2013 Spider hath guac caught. Ah! Redips!" 7/29/2013 Redrawer, Howard? Draw an award. Draw, oh rewarder! 7/30/2013 I tried a dialog palindrome but the more I add to it, the less sense it makes. Thus, it is less artful with each addition. Obviously the problem here is that a soldier has not fallen asleep after taps and must go on KP and peel potatoes. I'm not sure which version is the best. Probably the shortest. Others vote for number 3. 1. "Not asleep, eh? Rise, man!" "No, liar! I did honor taps!" spat Ron. "Oh, did I!" "Rail on! Name, sir! He peels a ton!" 2. "Not asleep, eh?" "Oh, no! Remit?" "Rebut? Dishonor! Rise, man!" "No, liar! I did honor taps!" spat Ron. "Oh, did I!" "Rail on! Name, sir!" "Ron." "Oh, Sid! Tuber time, Ron. Ho! He peels a ton!" 3. "Drowsy, medico?" "Negative. No, reporter." "Not asleep, eh?" "Oh, no! Remit?" "Rebut? Dishonor! Rise, man!" "No, liar! I did honor taps!" spat Ron. "Oh, did I!" "Rail on! Name, sir!" "Ron." "Oh, Sid! Tuber time, Ron. Ho! He peels a ton!" "Retro! Peron, Evita! Genocide! My sword!" 4. THIS ONE CHEATS A BIT WITH THE ADDITION OF THE PALINDROMES "STRESSED" AND "REVILED" BUT IT MAKES IT LONGER. I THINK I PREFER #3. "Drowsy, medico?" "Negative-- no, reporter." "Not asleep, eh? Nor stressed? Reviled? " "Oh, no! Remit?" "Rebut? Dishonor! Rise, man!" "No, liar! I did honor taps!" spat Ron. "Oh, did I!" "Rail on! Name, sir!" "Ron." "Oh, Sid! Tuber time, Ron. Ho! Deliver Desserts, Ron. He peels a ton!" "Retro! Peron, Evita! Genocide! My sword!" |
THESE ARE
GRAPHIC POSTERS OF THE PALINDROMES Hit the back button to get back here, friend. Ana nab a banana.png Be not a tone boy.jpg Huddle meld Duh.png Rats Sagan in a gas star.png You boy yo Buoy.png A nail on hay palindrome.png a rod on a sitar.png Draw an IPA.png Draw Elanor regal lager Ron ale Ward.png Elk raps star rats sparkle.png Evil on a martini.png Let elf lad nag.png Name Sir Rise Man.png Neil Armstrong Palindrome.png NO CAB BACON.png Norton Not Ron.png pay pay pay yap yap yap.png Pin strap on leg bad.png Rap on gal.png Rise man Long Palindrome.png Spider hath guac caught Ah! Redips.png Tara deliver tuna desserts.png Tis a porter.png Tis but a tub.png Step not on Sleepy Peels To Obama I am a boot Obey TS Eliot BAD Palindrome with Elliot instead of Eliot To Obama I am a Boot Martin Luther King.png This is Clearly NOT a palindrome!  palindrome week.jpg
 Palindrome Week 1_20_21 AND 1_21_21 ETC.jpg  DAD'S PALINDROMES |
