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I read "Clarity." Here are my edits and corrections: August 12, 2019

1. Just because a sentence is grammatically correct doesn’t mean it’s easy to follow. You’ve probably experienced this.
"Follow" is the wrong word. One doesn't really "follow" single sentences. Use "understand" or "comprehend."

2. Have you ever caught yourself rereading a sentence over and over but unable to absorb it?
"Caught" is the wrong word. You cannot really catch yourself "unable." Use "found yourself."

3. really absorb it? The problem isn’t necessarily with you.
"Absorb" is too obviously a try at being a creative writer. For this reason it sounds forced and unnatural. Use "understand" or "comprehend."

4. There’s a good chance that the sentence is wordy, overly complex, and unclear.
Perfect. Never EVER miss the chance to show you use the Oxford comma. Folks in the know will be impressed. Too bad there wasn't room to showcase affect/effect, its/it's/, there/their/they're/,lie/lay, cat/kat, etc.

5. when you’re in the writer’s seat
"in the writer's seat" This playful attempt at creativity doesn't really work.

6. Of course, it can be pretty hard to tell if your writing is really clear or not.
"Pretty" takes on a chatty, informal tone that doesn't go here. And this sentence doesn't seem to be worth writing.

7. If you know what you mean, it’s hard to look at your writing from the point of view of someone who doesn’t already know what you’re trying to say.
OMG! The above sentence proves the very point it so ineffectively tries to make. This is positively the most poorly written sentence I've seen in a long time. It doesn't seem to fit under the title of "Clarity." "Mud" maybe.

8. Read on to see how Grammarly can help you ensure that your sentences won’t stump your readers.
"Stump" sounds awful here. Again, such playful attempts at creativity don't really work.




Employees need to learn about grammar. I've seen this site for years and it seems to be run by rank amateurs in the subject that offer terrible advice.

Apparently your document will be scanned for the same basic and unimportant Baker's Dozen of semi-grammar-related no-nos that every armchair grammarian has in their skimpy arsenal. Those thirteen things are a whole lot of nothing to know.

Grammerly's own editing example (at the bottom of this page) makes it clear that it lumps spelling and punctuation in with a very few grammar errors. The items that are truly about grammar are either very basic or mistakes that internationals have when first learning English.

The multi-paragraph example they provide is a vapid piece of writing that in style and redaction sounds very much like something a fourth grader might write perhaps with the input of an intermediate international student of English as a second language.

Here are the errors and their corrections. They do not seem to offer much in the way of anything useful, and there's very little in the way of real grammar here. Almost everything is punctuation, spelling, simple typos, and international second language learner mistakes.

ERROR: No space after a comma as in  "word,word."  

Anyone can see that this is a TYPO and nothing more. In addition virtually NOBODY makes this mistake because it is so clearly odd-looking on the page. It certainly is not a problem that needs to be addressed at all,is it? However, the Grammerly example has this mistake, this "cat,cat" punctuation error, TWELVE TIMES! I said Twelve. Very poor work,and not needed,or necessary,or worth one's time,and any spellchecker catches this anyhow. Why bother?
 
ERROR: Missing hyphen spelling error: a grown-up, an eight-year-old kid  Zzzzzz

ERROR: Comma missing in quoted speech as in “I wish I could bike all the way round the world” I said to myself.
Can you see it? It should be:  ...all the way around the world”COMMAI said to myself. Three cheers. What a life saver!

ERROR  A very, very odd typographical error. The writer has accidentally typed a EXTRA space! Horrors!     on my way .  with  my bike  
Can you see the typos? Should be: on myNO SPACE.  and     withONE SPACE NOT TWO!my bike  
This is not grammar, period(No space).

ERRORS: The following are for the most part made only by people learning English as their second language. These are not mistakes that a native speaker is likely to make and so are of zero (0) use to English speakers. TWELVE OF THESE TOO! These can't help an English speaker.

1. A inch
2. stuck AT a traffic jam
3. I decided getting on the bike
4. could spent
5. I was also very scare.
6. six month later
7. I guess there are an upside to traffic jams after all!
8. If I hadn't decide
9. the environment benefits
10. than instead of then spelling error
11. round instead of around
12. heared

ERROR: The tired old it's VS its spelling error 

ERRORS: Three garden variety spelling errors. These go along with the tired old effect/affect, their/there/they're, your/you're, were/we're, weather/whether standbys.

1. loosing
2. petaling
3. alot

ERRORS GRAMMERLY SIMPLY FORGOT TO CORRECT: These are errors that Grammerly employees have obviously written into their own example. Out of carelessness or incompetence, they have completely forgotten to correct them!

ERRORS: The first are are clearly unhelpful second language learner errors that internationals make and that Grammerly has dreamed up to include but not correct. SIX to add to the other twelve. SIX. SEIS. SECHS.

13. a red brand-new bike  
14. I ran out of money and has to spend...
15. changed completely my mind    
16. I figured out it would take him about 15 minutes to...
17. Cycling helps to reduce air pollution while reducing also traffic congestion     
18. to head out for coffee

   
ERROR: No indentation of any of the paragraphs. None.

ERRORS:
began. my   
I did it because it was fun. Because I enjoyed it. (This sentence fragment is something one would think that Grammerly would jump on at once.) 
towering mountains
burning deserts       (Grammerly forgot "babbling brook," "raging torrent," and "glittering jewels.")

This is exceedingly sloppy work. People who produce such substandard material aren't going to be of any help to anyone.

Thank you.




Remember when you were a careless eight year old kid riding a bike with your friends,racing each other around the neighborhood? Remember that feeling of absolute freedom as you felt the wind in your hair and the smile it put on your face? I never thought I would feel that way as a grown up,until my friends presented me a red brand-new bike. At first,I was a bit skeptical about the total idea of commuting by bike. One morning a couple of days later,I changed completely my mind.
I was stuck at a traffic jam and saw in my rear mirror a man in a suit riding a classy bike with his laptop case in one hand and a handlebar in the other. I figured out it would take him about 15 minutes to get to the office while I was still sitting in my car and waiting for the cars in line ahead to move,even if just for a inch. I was always very afraid of being late for my business meetings.
That is when I decided getting on the bike. I haven’t regretted my decision so far. One of the best things about cycling is that the bike is perfect for exercising. Just cycling to and from work or to the shops every day is enough to keep you healthy and happy. Besides,its incredibly liberating to be able to get anywhere without loosing time in traffic jams. Also don’t forget about the environment benefits. Cycling helps to reduce air pollution while reducing also traffic congestion and the need for gas.
At some point,I realized that I started to use the bike more often,not only to get to work,but also to catch up with friends and to head out for coffee on weekends. I loved this style of traveling because it lets you really appreciate what you are seeing around you. You can stop anywhere you want and yet you can cover alot of distance. That daily distance I rode to work was no longer enough for me. I started riding to the nearest decent mountain bike trails so I could spent the day going up and down hills. I did it because it was fun. Because I enjoyed it.
“I wish I could bike all the way round the world” I said to myself one day. And than I thought,“Why not?”
OK,I knew I couldn’t ride across the oceans. I came up with the idea to ride across each of the continents,from coast to coast. The more I thought about it,the more excited I became about my future plans. If I will do this,I will have to thoroughly prepare,I thought. I was also very scare. Would I be able to make it over towering mountains and across burning deserts? What if I got lost somewhere and didn’t know the language?
After a few months of training,I set off. This was hard at first,but soon I realized that everywhere I went people cheered me on when they heared about my journey. The newspaper back home reported on my progress. Once or twice I ran out of money and has to spend a couple weeks doing odd jobs before I could continue on my way . I never gave up on my idea,and a year and six month later,I found myself petaling back toward the place where it all began. my journey was over and I was home.
These days,I continue exploring the world with  my bike as often as I can. Thanks to my bike,I’ve made countless friends,seen incredible sights,and had unforgettable adventures. I would have missed out on all of that if I hadn’t decide to try biking instead of driving! I guess there are an upside to traffic jams after all!