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Suceso raro número tres
No estoy seguro
de quiénes son los muchachos en la
siguiente foto borrosa aunque creo que a
la izquierda está Tom Ditsworth (mi
reciente compañero de caminata y mi
viejo compañero miembro de Guías
Indios). La otra persona debe de ser mi
hermano menor.
Me acuerdo muy bien
no obstante del telescopio. Mis padres
me lo regalaron para la navidad.
Un día, descubrí
que no podía ver nada con el telescopio.
La luz ya no pasaba. Mi amigo Jan
Bradbury me dijo que su padre sin duda
podía arreglarlo. Tenía razón.
—¿Sabes lo que
pasó? —me preguntó su padre—. Hay un
pedacito de plástico dentro que tiene un
agujerito por el que pasa la luz desde
la lente. Dejaste el telescopio en el
sol y los rayos pasaron por la lente y
fundieron el plástico. Nada más tenía
que taladrar otro agujerito para
repararlo.
Strange Incident Number
Three
I'm not
completely sure who the boys in the
following blurry photo are although I
think that to the left is Tom Ditsworth
(my recent fellow hiker and my old
fellow member of Indian Guides). The
other one must be my younger brother.
I remember very well,
however, the telescope. My parents
bought it for me for Christmas. One day,
I found that I couldn't see anything
through the telescope. No light came
through. My friend Jan Bradbury told me
that his dad could surely fix it.
"Know what happened?" his
father asked me. "There's a little piece
of plastic inside that has a pin hole in
it for the light to pass through from
the lens. You left the telescope out in
the sun and the sun rays went through
the lens and melted the plastic. All I
had to do was drill another pin hole to
repair it."
THE FOLLOWING IS TWO
PAGES LONG.
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Tom Cole Well,
dogs have a bad time of it
longevity-wise and it only proves
the point: they NEVER eat chiles.
It’s also why life expectancy is so
low in Korea—they EAT dogs and
naturopathic science tells us that
one standard dog unit = -44 chiles.
Note the negative sign. When I lived
in Mexico City, you could go to the
market and get anti-aging medicine.
And if you had worms, they’d have a
display with the worms and you’d
pick the one you had, and they’d
give you the EXACT herb you needed
to get rid of it! I think it was the
Mexican Academy of Worming Medicine.
Stephen
Cole A lot of people don’t
know that Socrates committed suicide
by swallowing Diet Pepsi.